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The Silver Bullet


My Silver Bullet is by far my favorite sex toy. It’s the only sex toy I know of that can be used to virtually make love to yourself, foreplay and all.
First, I turn the setting on low and begin to run the bullet over my body, paying attention to erogenous zones such as the […]

New Vibes


When the lovely folks at vibrator.com asked me to blog for them, I got to thinking. What are toys really for? Those little bits of strange-shaped plastic, buzzing and twirling and twisting in your hand like a curious new species of animal. There’s a jungle of them out there; all the colors of the rainbow […]

The Joys of Livin’ with Mom When You’re a 33 Year Old Sex Writer


Trust me, the decision to move back home to moms at my age was a well thought out one—at least I thought. Financially it doesn’t get better than this. I hate cooking for myself and my mom likes cooking for herself, so she throws in some extra and voila—I have dinner! Also, laundry is a […]