Hello sexy darlings,

Perhaps you have noticed…Vibrator.com is undergoing a little nip/tuck! We have some wonderful things brewing here. Bigger and better changes are on their way, but in the meantime I want to let you know that we are sporting a new look. But what could improve the world’s largest online sex toy store more than a little facelift? How about some new vibes for you! In addition to the Rock Chick, which we can hardly keep in stock; we have added the IBuzz. This baby let’s you groove to your music while feeling the pulsating, orgasmic beats! Also new to our collection is the Layaspot. Straight form the Fun Factory line of premier sex toys, this little clit stimulator promises to please.

There are so many more exciting things planned for you, I can hardly keep it all to myself…but all good things cum to those who wait! So stay tuned for more new products and our upcoming official relaunch.

Hugs and kisses…

Sally

So it’s holiday season, and every girl is hoping for a full stocking. This year though, rather than bath salts, I’m anticipating something with a little more buzz. Having dropped many heavy hints to the man in my life, I think something finally clicked when I mentioned how cool it would be to have a threesome.
‘I thought you’d be too jealous?’
‘Not if the third party has batteries,’ was my reply.

So he’s been a good boy and checked out the websites and found a lovely little vibe to put under the tree. Not that I’ve opened the present, mind you. Just sneakily checked his internet history to make sure he’d fully understood and not bought me a hand-held kitchen blender.
Like last year.
So the sex-toy elves have been busy and we’re looking forward to unwrapping the latest addition to our bedroom repertoire – Mr Rollo the Rabbit. Yes, I’ve named him already.
And during the obligatory family get together, if the mother-in-law asks again about the patter of tiny feet, I’ll suggest it’s more of a little hopping noise coming from under the bed. The sound of a rabbit on its way to give us all the best New Year yet…

Nikki Magennis

I took advantage of having the house to myself all afternoon to catch up on some work; porn site reviews mostly. It’s one of those things that I prefer to not do when someone else is home only cuz’ I would really hate to have my 90 year old grandmother walk in (without knocking of course!) and find me all flush faced in front of a pussy or cock or both spread across my monitor.

Being a mere human myself; I find it impossible to spend the day looking at porn and not get at least a little excited, so I did what any healthy gal with no worthy cock in sight would do and reached for my trusty Pocket Rocket. Thanks to my dirty little career choice I have quite a few vibes to choose from, but with limited time I thought it best to opt for the one that packs the most punch and is compact enough to hide away on a moments notice if need be. I had almost forgotten how fucking amazing this little vibe is!! Straight to the point with no fuss or muss (but a lot of mess!!!), this toy rocked my world in a matter of minutes! With all of my other ‘fancier toys’, I had taken for granted how powerful this simple and tiny vibe was. Today’s multiple orgasms helped me to rediscover a tried and true tool to get me off as efficiently and quickly as possible.

Bravo Pocket Rocket!!

-Adrie

Why is it that we always seem to prefer the guys that we really shouldn’t?? I’m not just talking about the whole bad boy thing or someone who is forbidden cuz’ he’s already involved, but rather the guys that pay no attention to us and don’t deserve us??

In case you haven’t figured it out yet; I’m talking about ‘The Dick’. I recently began to feel bad for opting for this less than kind pseudonym that I use for him in this blog, but his behavior really seems to deserve it! Without getting too specific; ‘The Dick’ had decided to disregard my existence for no apparent reason. He just stopped talking to me one day without an explanation. I have heard several rumors as to what got his briefs in a twist and none of them valid enough to justify being such a jerk. I’ve heard it all, but one of his best friends put it the best when he said: “He has NO reason for the way he’s being. He’s just immature and he can’t handle the whole you and him thing. He’s a pussy!”

It’s funny as there was never really a “me and him” at all—just my silly crush and his starving ego! Anyhow, I—like an idiot—have tried to reach out to him and make peace but to no avail. You’d think I would have stopped after the tenth time or so, but instead, I continued to try. What makes a perfectly adorable girl who has plenty of suitors behave in this pathetic manner?? Seriously! I have people coming to me for advice all the time! I am the strong one who gets her friends to see the light and stop wasting time on the dicks, yet here I am allowing myself to be treated like shit by the Grand Puba of all Dicks! To avoid being sued I have to be vague with the deets, but lets just say that his latest lack of appreciation or consideration has lifted him to the highest possible level of ‘Dickdom’!

What astounds me more than my desperate behavior when it comes to him is his coldness. Who I thought was one of the smartest and most decent men on Earth just threw away a genuine friend for no good reason—one who was willing to put aside all of the bad treatment of late to be there for him in his time of need. Really wish I could give you the specifics here, but all I will say is that his recent lack of respect really takes the cake!

So here, in front of all you ladies—especially the ones who are being a silly as I have been (you know who you are)—I am taking a stand! If he acts like a dick then he is a dick!! I’m through with dicks once and for all! Wait! Need to clarify! When I say “dick”, I certainly don’t mean penis, cock, male appendage… could never give that up! *wink* I just mean; unkind men with no soul who are too stupid to spot a true friend and too spineless to know how to deal with a real woman! From this moment on, no matter how much I care for him, I will resist all temptation to speak to him or rush to his side in a time of need. It’s truly the end of an era and like all other hard things that didn’t kill me; it will make me stronger.

Thanks again for reading through my rant. I really hope that my humiliation and slap in the face are just what you need to exorcise the dicks in your life!!

-Adrie

AAAAAAHHHHH the empowering feeling of being a woman! I woke up this morning with a big smile on my face. Somehow I knew I was not going to get past 10 AM without doing what needed to be done. I had tried to be mature about it. I had tried to tolerate the uncomfortable feelings from within. But no way I was going to let this snowball out of control. THE SEX WAS BAD!!!!! Ok…let’s be fair…it wasn’t BAD…but it was selfish on his part…and I had given it enough rounds to know that this was a pattern. I couldn’t see it going any further without a feeling of resentment building, so I knew last night that it had to end. I called. He didn’t respond. Motherfucker…ok buddy…you asked for it! So I sat down this morning and I did the unthinkable. I put myself, as a woman, in his position. Could I live with a text message break up? I mean…it’s not love we’re talking about here…but it’s rude. I thought and thought and thought about it….and I decided YES. I can live with a text message break up. I decided, I wasn’t that mature after all…and in an effort to win this race to the finish line, I was not going to endure the lack of phone calls, the runaround or the shady behaviour usually inflicted on the female race. In an effort to save face for my gender…I had to do what any man would do facing the same circumstances. Damn! That felt good!

Hugs and Kisses…

Sally

PS: check out this gem of a video…

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I think it’s something about this time of year—maybe the frost—that makes us crave certain types of behavior that border on inappropriate. For instance; I am finding myself having trouble refraining from flirting with someone who I really should stay away from while a good friend is out living a real life adaptation of my story ‘Paid for the Pleasure’, minus the getting paid!! (I won’t go into detail but if you follow the link to my story you’ll see).

Being an ol’ school, bona fide Christmas spazz; (think cookie baking party and Santa face needle point), you’d think that I would be craving meaningful love and closeness. I used to, but I guess since the disenchantment that followed “the Dick�? breaking my heart a few months back, I have become jaded. Don’t get me wrong—I still want a loving and meaningful relationship eventually, but for now, somethin’ in the air—maybe all the spicy cinnamon—is making me want to do some bad, bad things.

How is it that cold nights, frost and twinkly lights bring on such dirty cravings?? I admit that while I don’t understand it, it does make me feel better to know that I am not alone. (again—kudos to the friend who is out getting’ some Yule-time-licky-dee-doo just for the fun of it!) Maybe it’s the need for a warm body to help heat things up? I dunno, but I guess I shouldn’t complain or question and just go with it!

Before I go, I have a lovely new update on my apartment hunt! Seems that amidst the lake front ghetto, there lies an old century mansion that has been converted into inexpensive and charming apartments—complete with fireplace, bay window and ten foot ceilings! If I can just manage to break past the landlord’s hatred of dogs; I could be out of here and in my own place before Christmas! Oh joy, oh rapture! Privacy to write, my own bathroom and sex on the floor by the light of candles in an ornamental fireplace! Hoorah! This may be my Christmas miracle!

Wish me luck!

-Adrie

Playboy’s list of the Ten Sexiest Memoirs Of All Time is a good list. A biography of Klaus Kinski is on the list. I had no idea that he fucked nearly anything that moved. Apparently, he had that kind of reputation. I’ve ordered two of the books on the list from my local library. Yes, even Tinytown has “The Memoirs of Jacques Casanova de Seingalt” and “The Sexual Life of Catherine M”. I figure if I’m going to write erotica, I need to read the good stuff.

I thought that “The Sexual Life Of Catherine M.” was about as exciting as watching a dog sleep. I couldn’t get past the first couple of chapters. She describes orgies she played around in in a very cold and detached manner that wasn’t sexy to me at all. On the other hand, Casanova’s memoir is a delight. He sure got himself into a lot of trouble.

After I read those books, I’ll try “100 Strokes”, “Emmanuelle”, “Nine and a Half Weeks”, and Hedy Lamarr’s biography.

A close friend of mine recommended Boccaccio’s “Decameron”, which isn’t a memoir, but it is a good read. It’s full of short, sexy stories. I’m getting used to the language style, which isn’t written in modern English. I’ll give it a go, and see what I think of it. He also recommended “Emmanuelle”, which I am looking forward to reading.

Here is Playboy’s List of the Ten Sexiest Memoirs Of All Time:

1) The Sexual Life of Catherine M., by Catherine Millet (2001)
2) The Surrender: An Erotic Memoir, by Toni Bentley (2004)
3) The memoirs of Jacques Casanova de Seingalt, by Giacomo Casanova (1826)
4) 100 Strokes of the Brush Before Bed , by Melissa P. (2003)
5) Nine and a Half Weeks , by Elizabeth McNeill (1978)
6) Emmanuelle, by Emmanuelle Arsan (1967)
7) My Life and Loves, by Frank Harris (1923) Kinski Uncut: The Autobiography of Klaus Kinski, by Klaus Kinski (1996)
9) Ecstasy And Me My Life As A Woman, by Hedy Lamarr (1966)
10) The Dirt: Confessions of the World’s Most Notorious Rock Band, by Tommy Lee, Mick Mars, Vince Neil and Nikki Six (2001)

By Elizabeth Black

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Hugs and Kisses…
Sally

Seems that not everyone agrees with my view on ‘booty-calls’ and casual sex. Someone was surfing the archives of my blog The Accidental Sex Writer and came across a little ditty I wrote about a past encounter. I guess it was my referring to him as a “conquest

Since I review sex toys for a few different outlets, I get samples in a wide range of goodies, from erotica books to heavy metal cock rings (trust me, a pound of steel is heavy metal when it’s wrapped tightly around your genitals). In the past, I’ve donated a few things to friends, but this holiday season I decided to go all out. Yes! It’s sex toys for XXXmas this year.

Oddly enough I still have a few women friends and associates who are still exploring what G-spot orgasms are all about. I say “exploring�? because these wonderous achievements are still a “sometimes thing�? for my friends. Sad! With all the fantastic G-spot stimulators available, I decided this is unacceptable. So, G-spot goodies are going to be filling my friends’ X-rated stockings this year. For the guys, I’m going for cockrings and condoms because I know just how good these can feel. Some guys still complain they can’t “feel�? through a condom. Sorry, guys, that’s B.S. When a condom is stretched tightly and properly lubed, every touch is communicated. I just wish condom manufacturers made something to fit snugly — like a cockring — over the shaft and ball sac. It’d be like wearing a thin second-skin and I’m betting it would feel great!

I’ll also be including some erotica — only the hottest stuff — in my gift packages this year. Alyson Tyler, some of the Best of anthologies, and, of course, CREAM from the Erotica Readers & Writers Association (yes, that’s a plug because one of my tales is in this assembly, too). I really like my friends and when you care, you give only the best and what’s better than sexy? Nothing I know of.

Will Seduction

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