Higher Learning…

Feb 28, 2007

Education is important. Sex education is a necessity. When I see instances of institutions of higher learning incorporating  1842053 blackboard300 Higher Learning… sex education into the extra-curricular activities available to their students…well I smile and generally get a warm, fuzzy feeling all over!

The University of California, Santa Barbara has recently allocated funds from the Student Finance Board to some expenses involved in their upcoming Sex Affair event. How exciting! The Student Health’s Sex and Relationship Interns get to use those allocated funds for advertising and entertainment costs associated with the Sex Fair, scheduled for May 23-24. This means purchasing some fun and educational knick-knacks for the goodie bags they plan to hand out. No doubt, a stellar supply of condoms should be at the top of that list!

In what seems to be the beginning of trend, The College of William and Mary has hosted another sex fair focusing on sex workers. More than 400 very interested students crammed into the University Center, while over 300 eager beavers had to be turned away. The point of this sex fair was to portray the realities of sex related careers…and the money for this fair was also appropriated from student activities fees. While several reviews were not favorable for the university to be paying for this, it was clearly acknowledged “…it’s not the practice and province of universities to censor or cancel performances because they are controversial.” BRAVO!!!! It is important to give young adults a well rounded education that includes a healthy dose of realistic understanding of the world beyond the classroom.

So what did we learn today children??? That they are finally instituting higher learning at institutions of higher learning. We also learned that it is OK to bring the sex industry out into the forefront of mainstream.

Vibrator.com will be playing their part in bringing sexuality into the every day lives of people. With so many exciting events coming up…it’s hard for me to keep quiet…so let me start by announcing our participation in NYC’s SHECKY”S GIRL NIGHT OUT!!! For those of you unfamiliar: Shecky’s Girls Night Out is an extravaganza of women’s favorite delights. All things that women love are crammed into 5 evenings of communal joy and overall girlie fun. We are so proud to be participating as the first and only Erotic Novelties vendor.

For all those sexy ladies in the NYC area, or those that may be visiting during March 12-16th, come check us out!

Hugs and kisses,

Sally

Antique Toys, Wigs oh my..

Feb 27, 2007

clip image002 Antique Toys, Wigs oh my..I was thinking about the “Sex Toys” today and wondering what did people use in the 1800’s? Also, it was brought to my attention that in the 1800’s people had worn pubic wigs or Merkins. Just get the crazy glue and presto magic you have a self made Chia pet. Prrrrr…but why did they do this you ask? The unhygienic conditions of the time meant that hair attracted lice so there’s your answer. Yum!

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So, what else did I discover while I took myself on this adventurous history lesson? The electric vibrator came to its inception in 1869 with the invention of a steam-powered massager, patented by an American doctor. This device was designed as a medical tool for treating “female disorders” within 20 years a British doctor followed up with a more portable battery-operated model; by 1900, dozens of styles of electric vibrators were on the loose.

They appear more like power tools then sex toys ouch. It seemed to be not only can you use them to tickle your fancy but to fix up around the house. After you’re done using the vibrator you can build a new addition on the house. We have come along way pretty soon we shall be able to talk to our vibrators and they will act on command. Well one can dream can’t I?

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Never Mess With a Sex Therapist…

Feb 26, 2007

So, here it is day one of my Sex Therapy Session. I was told by the therapists secretary to have a seat and “Dr. Feel-Good” (as we will call her in the situation) will be with me in the next few minutes. As I waited patiently in the office, I couldn’t help but to notice a sweet smell, a smell of an angel, a smell that made me extremely aroused. I was restless from the smell; I needed to find the source. I made many assumptions to the smell like could it be the flowers on the table next to me, or was the office freshly cleaned over the weekend? So Strange…cleaning products have never made me feel this way before…why now? Just then Dr. Feel-Good called out my name, in a sweet, uplifting voice. I looked up and nearly saluted her with my rock-hard erection. Overcome with embarrassment, I said with a slight fear in my voice…”how do you do? Where is the restroom?” She pointed me in the right direction, I quickly rushed into the men’s room and splashed cold water on my face. I thought to myself…was I dreaming? She was the one wearing this unbelievable scent. This is my therapist? She’s totally hot and she loves sex!!sex5hose Never Mess With a Sex Therapist…

After the cold water treatment in the bathroom, I felt cooled off enough to begin my therapy session. As I entered the room, Dr. Feel-Good’s first words were “Take of your clothes and have a seat on the leather sofa.” I swallowed in shock, excitement and pure WOW!! Am I in heaven? I thought to myself.

Dr. Feel-Good mentioned that being comfortable in my skin will help make me a better lover, so exposing myself naked to a complete stranger will help break this discomfort problem. Was she right? Well by this point, I didn’t care if she said jump off a building, she was making my sexual fantasies come true and breaking my naked discomfort problems.

The next step that we are going to take today is oral sex. “I am going to tease your penis with my tongue, licking it up and down, but not actually placing my mouth around it” she said, “will this be ok with you?” I wasn’t about to say no…I mean, my GOD my Totally HOT therapist is going to give me a blow job?!?!

The Doctor made herself comfortable by undressing herself, then she started to begin the session with her tongue. She didn’t say much after this exercise… she just kept on licking and I was ready to BURST! My mind was completely on her, I wasn’t thinking about my sexual problems, I do believe she cured me at this point. We continued the session with pure intensity as if we were sexual lovers for decades, completely knowing the ins and outs of every erotic area on each others flesh. It was pure sex, no unwanted attachments or worries….hmmm…or was it?

As things started to heat up, the licking turned into sucking, the sucking turned into fucking and the fucking turned into me getting a bill for $15,000 for the treatment a few weeks later. Yup, that’s right…Dr. Feel-Good even signed it, “Never Mess With a Sex Therapist You Sick Pervert.”

I dropped my jaw, I couldn’t believe that my therapist just literally screwed me over like this. She was the one who came on to me, she was the one who told me to take off my clothes. She, SHE, SHEEE was one who is crazy! After a few months passed I decided to go to her office to confront her of her strange and twisted behavior. As I was walking up the stairs to the Dr’s Office, I noticed many of the offices in the building were Sex Therapists Offices too. I quickly thought to myself…”Is this building full of sexual scams?” “Is everyone a crook? a cheat? a liar?”

Well, in any case, I was never able to confront Dr. Feel-Good face to face, apparently she is now living in London with her Husband of 12 Years…has anyone noticed… it’s a strange fucking world out there these days…

Word To The Wise: DO Your Homework When Choosing A Sex Therapist.

Social Networking for Big Kids

Feb 23, 2007

smutvibepic1 Social Networking for Big KidsI don’t know about you but I feel ancient anytime I go on MySpace. I never expect to meet people there and I especially don’t expect to find like-minded people. I’m betting that I’m not the target demographic for MySpace and that’s fine cause there are places for people like me.

The other day I came across a relatively new (well, new enough to snatch up a desirable username) site, called SmutVibes. SmutVibes is kinda like MySpace but for adults only. People post up their profiles and their naughty pics, it’s awesome.

I think we can all agree that the success of the internet is due in part to porn, in great part. I mean, sure there’s other valuable information on the ‘net but I’m willing to bet my favorite vibrator that everyone who has ever been online has at least once looked at porn.

Don’t worry I won’t tell.

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I love sexy pictures. But more than that I love sexy amateur pictures. I strongly recommend you check them out…and while you’re at it set up a profile and add me as a buddy.

Geek Love

Feb 22, 2007

case 17 small Geek Loveparental advisory Geek LoveThe following is meant ONLY for the category of people listed bellow. Please do not read if you do not fall or consider yourself part of any of the following:

  • Hardcore Gamers
  • Programmers with too much time on their hands
  • System Administrators (currently unemployed)
  • Anyone else whose girlfriend got a headache tonight

If you are reading this, than you are either one of the above or way too curious. All I wanted to share with you is an amazing DIY tutorial I found, which will finally fill up the empty space between a snack and CounterStrike battle. As I found out, human beings need sex, and believe it or not gamers, sysadmins, programmers etc. ARE humans icon smile Geek Love , therefore sex is needed (yet…hm…optional). As you could see on the image, the guys at Home Made Sex Toys have really gone all the way.

Remember all these times when you had to go to the bathroom and wished there was your favorite PC, or had a date with your girlfriend and all you were thinking about was a cron job? Well, now you could follow the manual and create the ultimate pleasure machine.

Coffee,Tea or Orgasm?

Feb 21, 2007

It has now become common knowledge that the very seductive and sexy Ralph Fiennes has been inducted into the Mile High Club earlier this month with one very lucky flight attendant. The Qantas employee has fully admitted to her mid flight tryst; and it’s Part Duex continued in a Mumbai hotel room. “One steamy night of passion” is how she phrased it! WOW! Damn do I wish I was on that flight!

I have some thoughts on this…and I’d like to share. I would like to begin with the wealth of feelings this event stirs up inside of me…curiosity, jealousy, pride and a minor hint of rage!

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Curiosity: I wonder what it takes to shag a movie star 30,000 miles above my bed. Was it the extra bag of peanuts that won his heart? Will I receive the same treatment if I cough up the dough for a First Class ticket? Is this like the airline’s equivalent to a guaranteed “happy ending”? (Talk about a safe landing!) Does he get bonus frequent flyer miles if he does it again on the return flight? Inquiring minds wanna know…

Jealousy: I have not been gettin’ any lately…so I guess I am a little envious of exciting sex tales in general. But first and foremost, I have been waiting for my turn to be inducted into this exclusive club. Maybe I should have been a flight attendant…maybe I am misdirected spending all my time on the internet writing about sex instead of on Trans-Atlantic flights screwing sexy movie stars in between beverage service and the distribution of headphones. I hope it’s not too late for a career change…

Pride: Way to go! Yeah! After all, I am in the business of promoting hot and steamy sex lives. Now this is what we mean when we say “empower your sexuality”. I can’t help but feel like in some small way, all of us who promote a sex-positive attitude that includes living out your fantasies, played a part in this…and the millions of other Mile High Club stories that unfold day after day, year after year, flight after flight.

Rage: Here’s where it gets sticky…(no pun intended)…Mr. Fiennes was on his way to India to preach about safe sex and protecting yourself from HIV. Now here’s the conundrum folks….this little quickie in the bathroom was admittedly unprotected. SHAME ON YOU RALPH!!!!! If you’re gonna do it…do it right. This pisses me off! Next time you’re going to give banging in the bathroom a good name…don’t ruin it by being a hypocrite.

Damn do I wish I was on that flight!

Hugs and Kisses,

Sally

Men…Listen Up…

Feb 20, 2007

blog x  Men…Listen Up… It’s about time we treat our women like the ladies they are and not some cheap plastic toy. We need to listen to them, we need to open our eyes, and really…I mean REALLY focus on what THEY want, not just what we want. To help you treat your lady better and provide her with the ultimate pleasure that she SOOOO desires, I have added a video that should get the message across to you men that just don’t get it. Enjoy.

Alabama got Slammed

Feb 19, 2007

scalessextoys Alabama got SlammedThe freedom to orgasm just got a little tougher in Alabama. The 11th Circuit court in Alabama decided, on Valentine’s Day no less, that an Alabama law banning the sale of sex toys is not unconstitutional, on the grounds that Alabama has an interest in preserving “public morality” against the sale of such devices.

Um, what?

When did sex toys become a moral issue? And why do the courts feel they have the right to hop into our beds? The foundation of our constitution is based on the separation of church and state, now do we need a separation of bed and state?

[insert obvious joke about the sexual habits of our most esteemed law makers here]

If that’s the case maybe we should outlaw my forefinger and some spit (my primary sex toy when all other toys are out of reach.) Or pulsating showerheads.

I just have to say how not only ridiculous this is but frankly upsetting. I love my toys. I love my freedom to buy toys. And most of all I love the orgasms my toys give me. There’s nothing immoral about it. In fact, my pleasure and satisfaction make me a much nicer person to be around. Ask anyone.

The truly immoral thing is the courts trying to place shame on people. Pleasure is personal, how you achieve your pleasure is your decision…not some court. This all seems a little too Hobbesian to me. I think life without sex toys would be nasty, brutish, and short.

So we’d like to extend 10% saving on any product in our store to the residents of Alabama. Enter coupon code BAMA1 at checkout.

Online Dating: Unmatched.com?

Feb 16, 2007

My foray into online dating was an experience I’d rather forget. There was Naked Lawyer Guy, Bad Teeth Guy, and how could I forget Psycho Secret Agent Guy. Not fond memories. I have since sworn off internet dating. It always seemed like such a scam. Whether it was the online dating service milking you or the type of guys that used the service, either way count me out.

The other day I was surfing around the innernets and I came across a perfect example of an online dating service messing with its subscribers. According the Kyle, he was about to take down his profile when he received an email from a popular dating site…

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The email is oddly void of any detail. Hum. Anyone else smell a rat?

I suspect it is because the woman who was supposedly looking at his profile looked something like… (more after the jump)

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Safe Sex – Subway Style

Feb 15, 2007

subway condom Safe Sex   Subway StyleAs most of you already know, New York City has a Safe Sex campaign engaging the distribution of free condoms. Apparently, free condoms doesn’t cut the deal for New Yorkers and the city has expanded the project by branding the condoms. The new rubbers, are enclosed in a Subway style package reading “NYC Condom” with the letters displayed in colored subway-line circles and are made by Lifestyle. As I found out, the new condoms will replace the 18 million free condoms distributed annually through nightclubs, clinics and community centers. This makes New York the first city on earth branding its condoms. If this campaign proves to be successful I’ll be interested to see how Bacon, IN or French Lick, IN will brand theirs (yeah, these are real towns in the state of Indiana).

It seems like the stylish rubber campaign will prove successful. I am a person who rarely or never uses condoms. On my way to work this morning I grabbed a whole bunch of them and to be honest I will use them. I know they are the same as the non-branded once, but being a New Yorker I love anything that has to do with my city, and now I could even put NYC in my sex life icon smile Safe Sex   Subway Style

All Ya Need Is Love…

Feb 14, 2007

Last Valentine’s Day I almost died of a broken heart! I fell into a category of people I had never hoped to join…the Valentine’s Day Break-up Crew. My ex and I officially ended our relationship on Valentine’s Day, just as the clock struck midnight! Welcome to heartbreak…welcome to hell…welcome to the single life…AGAIN!!!
loveisthedevil All Ya Need Is Love… So here I am, one year later. I am stronger…I am for the most part healed…I am certain there is someone out there for me. Now…where do I find him? I figured…I am a hip and modern dame…I’ll try something I never did before. I ventured into the world of internet dating…and that is when I knew I had really arrived…into the next level of post break up nightmare!! So here’s the scoop my sexy friends…I have now officially tasted a smorgasboard of internet dating sites, and here are my impressions of what lurks out there in cyberspace for those seeking Cupid’s arrow to come their way…
1) People Lie! OK…maybe I am a bit naive…but the extent of the lies is just ridiculous. I met a perfectly nice gentleman for an afterwork cocktail a few months back. I was so lucky I found him in the near empty bar…the photo he posted was at least 15 years old! I was looking for someone with hair. This was a good lesson…I now know how to translate the little nuances into truths…meaning: “a few extra pounds” is usually a good indicator of obesity…oh and by the way…”living with roomates” translates into “mom’s basement”!!!
2) People are shallow. OK…all I have to say on this matter is…if I read one more posting from a semi good looking guy who swears he is looking for a down to earth, sweet and cute, intelligent and real woman…regardless of what she looks like because now he is really ready to get serious with a real woman…I am going to puke…or punch my monitor! These are usually the same guys who have dressed their arm with a super tall, super thin, insanely airheaded young girl. I am now 100% certain that these desireable people do not even exist. I am now 100% certain that the dating sites have created these profiles just so that you join…thinking that you actually have a chance at attaining a deep and intimate relationship with someone so attractive. I swear…that’s why they never write back…yeah that’s it…
3) People are desperate. Does that mean I am desperate as well? Well…yes…it does. It’s what people are desperate for that divides them on the internet. Depending on which dating site you fork your money over to, you get a plethora of desperate searches: the old standard…desperate for sex (my personal favorite!)…desperate for marriage…desperate for a friend…desperate for someone to acknowledge your existence. Desperation is a very interesting motivator. The results are astounding…that’s all I have to say on that.
4) People are searching for the unattainable. It’s so easy to sit behind your computer screen and dream up your perfect mate. It’s a fun game to concoct the perfect love and then try to force some enticing photograph to fit the mold. But it’s unfortunately a far stretch from reality.
All of this brings me to my real point…all ya need is love…SELF LOVE. I have officially thrown my very last $40 down the drain…sinking into the reservoir of internet dating hopefuls…more like suckers! I have decided to take that forty bucks and go treat myself to some self love. I don’t lie, I am not shallow, I have broken my addiction to desperation and finally…I stopped searching. This Valentine’s Day it’s me and BOB! A match made in heaven…

Happy Valentine’s Day lovers!

valentinedayheart All Ya Need Is Love…

Hugs and Kisses,

Sally

The Real Deal?

Feb 13, 2007

girldoll The Real Deal?So I have seen everything…and it’s actually kinda scary! Of course only men would think of this but I’m sure it’s been around for years. Have you heard of the Real Doll? No more blow up dolls or cardboard box made up dolls. Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen it’s the real deal…well close enough. Does the film “Weird Science”, where two teenage boys with bras on their heads creating the most perfect women sound familiar to you?

The Real Doll is, first of all, very fucking expensive. You can customize, create everything from sex, hair color, skin tone, makeup, pubic hair color to eye color. These dolls are molded to your liking. It’s so freaky you should check out the comments these people leave some say they are a work of “Art”!! ummm give me a break…I guess dates are hard to come by for these people who are willing to pay at a starting price of $7,000 and a $500.00 shipping fee.Why not just get an escort service or better yet open up your own escort service? At least you would profit from it. But I guess if you date for a year $7,000 is not bad it’s great investment. You don’t have to take her out and pamper her with gifts. Real Doll’s fabrication is labor-intensive and the material cost is high.

guydoll The Real Deal?They have male dolls too but I find it hard to believe that any women would pay this much money for a stiff man…or would she? Good men are hard to find these days. Real Doll consumers are anywhere from futurists, artists, art collectors, film-makers, scientists, health professionals, housewives UM HOUSEWIVES just grab the cabana boy. Real Dolls are provided to single men (NO REALLY YOU COULD HAVE FOOLED ME), couples seeking to enhance their sex lives, people looking for exotic decorative art, adult retailers who want the ultimate display mannequin, or anyone who desires to possess the world’s most realistic love doll. To each their own I guess..


Take a peek

Here is a Real Doll making her debut in a Music Video Ouch!!

Only In a Man’s World…

Feb 12, 2007

Today I came across a web site that was worthy of bookmarking under a category that has been slightly neglected over the last few weeks…I am talking about the “Man Category” a place that I tend to bookmark interesting Health Tips, Car Guides, Sporting News, and Consumer Electronic Guides, you know your typical men stuff. Well this special web page that I stumbled upon was like a tiny taste of heaven in my world…this is the world in which I’d like to introduce you to…(insert drum roll) the world of BOOBIES! Calling all dudes…Check out these hand-made beauty boobies.

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Even if you are not a boob, breast, over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder, tit, nipple, or whatever lover you will certainly admire the fine craftsmanship that goes into each one of these hand made racks! From what I was able to dig up online, these boobies do serve an artistic purpose. They are none other than delicately created art pieces showcased in upscale art galleries throughout the world.

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What struck me silly was the employees in the art gallery (see above pic) working their hands to the bone for doing something they clearly enjoy, however notice they never smile…that they have the WORLDS GREATEST JOB. I mean seriously… boobies, giant too! How could anyone take a day off from this art studio?

For the record, I am not much of a boobie man, I guess I like them to match the woman’s body, however when it comes to art work mixed in with boobies…well, I must confess…I am in love.

Here are a few more pictures to add to your “already GIANT collection of breastsssssssssss”

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Safe Sex, Web 2.0 Style

Feb 9, 2007

The other day I was surfing through my del.icio.us blogroll and stumbled upon a post by one of my favorite sex columnists, or “Pink Ghetto” writers, Melissa Gira. She created a collaborative Safer Sex map using Google maps and Wayfarer. It relies on user input to find local clinics and community centers that offer free or low cost services.

This is such a great idea. Even in this day and age it is still difficult to find resources since many clinics do not have websites. When I had myself tested recently I found a free rapid test after 3-4 phone calls and some confusion. But I’m sure many people in my community don’t know this service is offered and forego getting tested due to the cost or inconvenience and that is such a huge shame. I cannot stress enough how important it is to be in control of your sexual health, for yourself and your partners.

If you know a local clinic or community center please add it to map.

Always practice safe and enjoyable sex!

Threeness Envy

Feb 8, 2007

Three Blind Mice…Three Little Pigs…The Three Muskateers…The Three Stooges…it seems that life delivers some fun in groups of three. So I got to thinking about this when having a discussion this past weekend regarding sexual threesomes. Menage tois…the most fun you can have with three! Now it seems that there is a double standard when it comes to this group of three and its components. How is it that there is a popular feeling that two gals and a guy is acceptable but two lads and a lady is distasteful? Somehow this is viewed as a barometer of her moral fiber.  I have heard this…and probably not for the last time. Fellas, us ladies deserve a break on this one. You guys are not the only ones whose imagination runs wild, and since eroticism is best without judgements, let us have our fun. No judgements from you…no jealousy from us. You’ve already got the penis…you can’t hog the threeness…I insist. But hey ladies…if you’re going to partake…just remember to make your suitors suit up!

Greetings!

Feb 7, 2007

Hello Internets!

I’d like to introduce myself. My name is Meme (pronounced: mee-mee) and I’m so excited to be blogging here at Vibrator.com . Some of you may know me from Girlspoke or Dirtyspoke, where I write about sexy stuff and do reviews of other sex writers from around the blogosphere. I love reading and writing about sex, erotica, exploration, fantasies and all that kind of good stuff.

sexkeyboard Greetings!
One thing you should know about me is I hate clichés, clichés about women, about men, about sex and all the things force fed to us by the media. I don’t let anyone else dictate whether my desires and preferred activities are ‘perversions’. You see, many years ago I read a book that changed my life. And no I’m not talking about the Good Book, I’m talking about Henry Miller’s Opus Pistorum. It was a true watershed period in my sexual history when I realized my pleasure was solely dependent on my preferences and no one could make me ashamed of what turned me on. It may seem like a simple concept but it is in fact difficult to implement especially when as women we are bombarded with the idea that our pleasure is secondary to things like children, husbands and, god forbid, shopping.

Oh yeah, another thing you should know about me. I hate shopping. Can’t stand the crowds, the dressing room humiliation, the lack of shoes in my size. Thank god for the internet and e-commerce otherwise my closet (and my sex toy chest) would be empty.So last night a good friend sent me a link to a news story about women and shopping…

“NEW YORK: For most women, the choice between sex and a new wardrobe is simple — they go for the clothes.

Women on average say they would be willing to give up sex for 15 months for a closet full of new apparel, with 2 per cent ready to abstain from sex for three years in exchange for new duds, according to a new survey by consumer products giant Unilever of about 1,000 women in 10 US cities. Sixty-one per cent of women polled said it would be worse to lose their favourite article of clothing than give up sex for a month.

Ugh, personally I would purge my entire closet today if it meant guaranteed orgasms for even a month.

The article continues…

“The study also suggested that clothes often wear better than relationships. Seventy per cent also said they believed in love at first sight when it came to finding the perfect article of clothing, while only 54 per cent of women were as confident in spotting the right man.

Nearly half of the women said their favourite article of clothing was more reliable than their man in giving them confidence and making them feel sexy.” [via Reuters]

How can you feel love for an article of clothing? Maybe the English language is just limited and women are equating a warm/fuzzy cashmere feeling for love? I have no clue. Personally I prefer the warm/fuzzy post-orgasm feeling to a cashmere sweater, besides it’s a bitch getting lube out of cashmere.

Upping Your Erotica Levels

Feb 6, 2007

So how’s your sensual level in this New Year? Are you still stuck in old school mode wondering why you feel burnt out when it comes to the erotic? Trust me, it happens. Back in the day when the Net was new, every new website got your juices flowing with sexy images and taboo words, the potential for hot hookups in a chat room, and the excitement of shopping online for those special items that just aren’t carried by your local mall. That was then, but this is 2007 and maybe — just maybe — your erotica needs a bit of a jump start to get your groove back into shape.

For starters, do you really know what the sex toy manufacturers have been doing lately to increase your personal pleasure? While there’s plenty of the good life still around with old style vibrators — think of that outmoded used car for example, it will still get you where you’re going, but. . .why not check out the sleek, racy, interconnected vibrators that are getting all the rave reviews? Did you know you can buy vibes that connect to your MP3 player for enhanced experiences while you play? Imagine having your fav music tracks controlling the pulses along your skin. But it doesn’t stop there, you know. Even better, imagine downloading hot erotic stories where the reader’s voice is in sync with what the vibe is doing.

Maybe that’s a bit over the top for you, but you still enjoy listening to ear candy of the sweet and sticky kind. Podcasting is growing daily and — yes! — you can find erotic pod casts, too. Sexy radio programs discussing the latest techniques in upping your love levels and sultry tales that will have your eyes glassy and the steam rising from your Ipod can be found using your closest search engine. No matter what your taste — straight, GLBT, or alternative — there’s someone somewhere making a pod cast that will be just right for you. So give a listen!

Adult toy manufacturers and distributors (like vibrator.com!) are becoming amazingly attuned to what buyers are saying. The feedback is changing the scope, design, and even the materials used for toys. Safe sex isn’t just about condom use anymore, it’s also being applied to use safer polymer blends and materials for dildos, vibrators, STD prevention devices, and all forms of adult toys. Check out whether your old toys are really biologically safe. You may want to upgrade for increased pleasure and safety!

Finally, if you find your libido flagging — and it happens to all of us what with heavy work schedules and the daily grind of home life — inject a little planned spontaneity into your sex life. I know that sounds odd — “planned” and “spontaneous” sound like opposites — but what I mean is “plan” to have goodies on hand, anything from sensual oils and aromatic incense, body rubs, lubes, toys, DVDs, music, and new toys and then surprise yourself by being impulsive in the middle of the week or taking a break from the usual and treat yourself and/or a lover with a spontaneous sensual toe-curling activity. The good thing is, you won’t even have to leave the vibrator.com website to find everything you need. Or crave. And doesn’t that make you feel even better, just knowing that something mmmmmm good is just waiting here for you?

Will Seduction

Got Moxie???

Feb 1, 2007

Greetings my sexy friends,

Are you looking to improve your game? Want some helpful pointers on all things sexy? I have found the PERFECT place for you to go…Moxie In The City offers workshops and classes on everything from lapdances to dating to perfecting your fellatio techniques. Sounds like fun, eh?! With locations in more than ten U.S. cities, they make it easy to improve your groove. So RUN…don’t walk to the nearest Moxie spot and make sure you tell them that Vibrator.com sent you…you will receive $10.00 off of any class or workshop when you do!

$10.00 off….now that’s moxie!

Hugs and Kisses…

Sally