Top 5 Sexual Fetishes (that you’ve probably never heard of)

STATUEPHILIA

If you’ve ever seen someone looking shifty and rather hot under the collar near David’s larger than life goods at the Accademia in Florence, chances are they are a Statuephile.

Statuephilia, also called agalmatophilia, or Pygmalionism after the myth of Pygmalion, is an uncommon sexual fetish that involves sexual attraction to statues.

But it doesn’t end there, Statuephiles are also aroused by simple blow-up dolls, as well as those new ones that look very lifelike and are made of rubber.

DORAPHILIA

The red carpet and 5th Ave are usually lined with ladies (and men) in fur coats, and while some of us either gush over how great they look, or grind our teeth for the sake of the animals, Doraphiles get turned on by them.

Doraphalia is a sexuoerotic arousal and fetishistic fondness for the smell and feel of animal skin, fur, or leather. In other words, PETA’s worst nightmare.

TRICHOPHILIA

Ever gone to the hairdresser and s/he spent a little too long brushing your hair, it’s a possibility that s/he is a trichophile. Trichophilia is actually a fetish for hair, or new hairstyles. No doubt razor-happy wig-wearing’ Britney is a hot item in Trichophilia circles.

Trichophilia is a fetish in which one becomes sexually aroused by, or is extremely fond of, human hair (usually cephalic); this may be of hair in general or different hairstyles or colors. Arousal may also occur from imagery and physical contact of hair, this including head hair, pubic hair, and axillary hair.

STHENOLAGNIA

We’ve all seen the female body-building competitions and gasped in disbelief at the ladies with all those bulky muscles who look so un-feminine, but Sthenolagnia is a condition where men find that hugely sexually attractive.

Sthenolagnia is a fetish (related to female muscle growth) defined as ‘sexual arousal from demonstration of strength or muscles’. The term was coined by the German psychologist Magnus Hirschfeld in the late 1800s. Some activities that might arouse these men include various types of lifts and carries that illustrate different aspects of female strength, muscle worship, wrestling muscular girls, fantasies of rape by muscular women, being used as human dumbbells for women, etc.

SALIROMANIA

Saliromaniacs like nothing more than putting on an evening gown, then rolling around in sty. Anything from dirt to smearing make-up, tousling hair, or ripping clothes is this turn on.

Salirophila is a sexual fetish that involves deriving erotic pleasure from soiling or disheveling the object of one’s desire, usually an attractive person. It may involve tearing or damaging their clothing, covering them in mud or filth, messing their hair or makeup. The fetish does not involve harming or injuring the subject, only their appearance.

Man, I wouldn’t mind slinging some mud at Paris Hilton, but I’d also want her to make an oinking sound too. Maybe that’s another fetish.

Men are pigs, but what’s a breakfast without the sausage?

There is one thing you can say for sure about women…we like to know what we’re in for. So when dating a new man, there isn’t a single girl out there who doesn’t at least wonder about the size and shape of her boy toy’s penis. We casually check out their shoe size, trying to figure out the correlation. We pray that – if only this time – we’ll actually be satisfied. Well girls, I came across an article that debunks a lot of the myths. This should help you prepare for what’s actually out there. You might be surprised – it throws a lot of the stereotypes right out the window.

1. Ever heard a man say that they need the “extra-large” or “magnum” condoms. Well he is probably lying because only 6% of the male population needs extra large condoms according to condom manufactures. So yeah – you heard right … 94% of men could be lying right now! Not only that, but a full 2% of men suffer from a syndrome called “micropenis”, which is where the penis only reaches 1-2 inches long when fully erect. Two percent may not seem like a lot, but in a country with almost 290 million people, that’s almost 3 million guys. Yikes!
2. The study most trusted by urologist’s state that the average erect penis size is 5.1 inches long and 4.8 inches in girth. Let’s not even get into what they say in chat rooms! =)
3. Almost 80% of American men are circumcised even though the American Academy of Pediatrics states it is not necessary. So more often than not, you’re not going to have to figure out what in God’s name you are supposed to do with that extra skin.
4. Penises are generally darker in color than the bodies they hang from. Why? Its part of the sexual maturation process, but it is also because during puberty nature introduces men to a special friend: their hand.
5. There is no correlation between penis size and shoes size, nose size or hand size. Hmmmm…how about SUV size?
6. Masturbation is completely natural and good for you! Logically speaking, the more men clean out their plumbing the fewer problems they will have pumping the well later on. (Don’t lie – you love the not-so-subtle double entendre.)
7. Men will go limp if they drink too much. How much is too much? Well about 3 ½ drinks for a 150 pound man. So when your guy starts shouting, “WOOHOO! Keg Stand!”, lean over and whisper into his ear, “if you drink that much, this is the last time any part of your body will be standing.” Then wink & jiggle the car keys. They will be in the car before you can spell H-A-R-D / O-N.
8. Lastly – no matter how hard they try (and guys, seriously, please just don’t) there is NOTHING out there that will really enlarge their penis! So don’t believe the hype. Their penis stops growing by the time they hit their 20’s.

Hope this helps ladies! Feel free to comment on all this. I expect to hear some backlash from you guys and I will be waiting! =)

Top Ten FREE Porn 2.0 NSFW Sites

I spend an inordinate amount of time surfing sites most would deem NSFW…while at work. Well that’s the luxury of working at Vibrator.com, all for the sake of research. So I thought I’d share with you some of the best places on the internet to check hot sexy stuff.

1. PornoTube: This was the first “YouTube” of porn sites I came across. It was refreshing to find a ‘web 2.0′ porn site after having been turned off for years with the sad state of porn thumbnail galleries. Sadly though as it became more popular the playback on the videos slowed down in fact the entire site became increasingly difficult to load. And my biggest complaint: they do not show the length of the video so you can’t weed out the crappy 20 second ‘teaser’ type of videos.
2. YouPorn: Before I found YouPorn I found Porncasting.tv. Porncasting was so freaking awesome, videos took little or no time to load, they showed the video length before you click on it so you don’t waste your time on the :20 teaser videos. But that bliss only lasted about 3 weeks when YouPorn bought them out and just redirected the URL to their site. Despite the fact that the playback is slow and choppy they have a great selection of free porn and a very simple to use interface.
3. X-Tube: Their tagline is Log on and Get off. And you do have log on, that is you have to create a free account which is relatively painless. Once you log on you can watch short videos and you have the option to buy (fairly cheap prices) the full length version. It’s fine because the teaser videos are a decent length. The nice thing about this site is that it very well categorized and doesn’t entirely depend on people tagging their submission, which has a larger a margin of error in properly categorizing a video for good search results.
4. BoysFood: The nice thing about Boys Food is that they label every one of their videos so you know whether it’s a video that has been uploaded and is watchable, if it’s just a clip or full length or if it is a link to another site. They also allow people to comment on videos (you have to register and be logged in to do that.) And you can also add videos you like to your favorites folder or easily download to you computer. A really well organized site.
5. SocialPorn: Dubbed as the “Digg” of Porn, it’s a great place to discover new stuff or tell people about some good sites you have found. The nice thing is that when someone finds a hot video or a great thumbnail gallery they post a link it to and others vote so you have it on pretty good authority that the good stuff rises to the top.
6. SnizzShare: Has mostly shortened versions of longer professional videos to entice you to click through to their site and pay for the full version.
7. The Uncensored: This site is a sort of “hot or not” for amateur pics. Personally I think amateur pics are way hotter than studio shots of ragged porn stars.
8. Juxel: A lot like SocialPorn this site is a user submitted porn link aggregator. Their tagline is “no popups, no fake links, no bullshit. the world’s first web 2.0 porn site”, and as far as I can tell it lives up to the claim.
9. EonSex: This is a porn search engine. You type in what your looking for and it searches 1,725,238 free galleries from 36,706 sources, for anything you could possible want. It’s images only but I’m sure some smart guy out there will develop a free video search engine soon (please!)
10. SexByRSS: For the more tech savvy porn surfer this site lets you pick your favorite porn categories and create an RSS feed that you can read in your feedreader. The advantage to this is that you you don’t have to visit the sites directly (and therefore get in trouble at work) but you can still get your daily dose of hot stuff via RSS. Brilliant!

Well, there you have it. Now you know exactly how I spend my days. But please heed my warning, don’t surf these sites at work unless you’re lucky enough to have a job like mine.

Up and coming sites:
SlutLoad
EveKnows

Hey there Vagina!

Song parody by Psycho Mike from 106.7 KROQ in L.A. Original song, “Delilah”, by the Plain White Tees.

Best line: “Let my penis play the quarterback and you can be receiver. I’ll throw my touchdown inside you.“