Enter Orient Industry Co., a Japanese company that has been producing life-sized, anatomically correct dolls for 30 years. Originally designed for handicapped gentleman who might have trouble finding a partner, they have been reaching an ever-increasing market of lonely older men who are fed up with trying to date the modern, empowered Japanese women.

The dolls, which cost between $850 and $5,500 each, are designed to be beautiful and enticing. They have seductively parted lips, large breasts, long hair, and - on the more expensive models - silicon bodies with 35 movable joints (Do we even have that many? Crazy!). Says Hideo Tsuchiya, the company’s president, “Nowadays, women are sometimes more dominant than men in the real world, and they don’t always pay attention to men.” Apparently the glamorous dolls make the guys who buy them, 60% of whom are over the age of 40, feel like they are the most important human being in the room. I can’t really argue. They’re the only human being in the room (at least in most cases =P).

Says Ta-Bo (a pseudonym), “A human girl can cheat on you or betray you sometimes, but these girls never do those things. They belong to me 100%.” He added, “Sometimes it takes too much time before I can have sex with the person I meet. But with these dolls, it’s just a matter of a click of the mouse. With one click, they are delivered to you.”

I wonder though, can the sex really be that good? According to the men who buy them, sex with real women is better, but it’s just not worth the effort it takes to date them and get them in bed. That’s a pretty big statement about modern women - especially considering the fact that these guys have to bathe the dolls to keep them clean and ready for the next bout of man-on-doll nooky.

Do you feel for these guys? Think that pursuing modern, independent women is just too much of a pain in the ass? (I’m a lesbian, so believe me - I get it.) Vibrator.com offers a wide variety of sex dolls with different attributes; including the Jesse Jane - Love Doll, the Virtual Girl with Cyberskin Vagina & Anus, the Jana Cova - Love Doll. Need multiples positions ? Try this flexible wonder, the Gina Lynn - Wireless Infinite Sex Positions Love Doll. Now you can find something that fits your taste and takes WAY less effort to get in bed. Not only that, they won’t break your budget like Orient Industry Co.’s $5K models.

Here at Vibrator.com, we’re celebrity news junkies just like you. We’re always scouring PerezHilton.com and TMZ.com for the dirt on our much loved/hated stars and heiresses. And being in the line of work we’re in, we pay close attention to the sex-related material we find and tuck it away for either publication or blackmail. Luckily for them, we’ve decided to publicize their sex-toy-related news for your entertainment.

Some of us are old enough to remember the early 90’s, when Madonna released her controversial (at the time) book “Sex” and exposed America to (then) taboo sexual practices and fetishes. Celebrities of the time, like Naomi Campbell, Isabella Rossellini, Big Daddy Kane, and Vanilla Ice risked their careers lending their likeness to the book, and in turn were part of easing modern America into alternative lifestyles and taboo sex.

Since then, we’ve read about multiple “leaked” sex tapes, including such forays into the bedrooms of Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson. Are they truly that careless/carefree, or might they be vying for the ultimate desensitization of what is taboo? (Yeah, right!) Whatever their plan or reason, “our” celebrities sex-lives make for more than just good entertainment. Call it the “sexualization of America”!

One young and bright entrepreneurial celeb has figured out how to capitalize on sex without hurting his career or giving dad a coronary. Rapper 50 Cent has announced the development of a waterproof “motorized version of me”, as he so eloquently puts it. All we know is that it will be molded from his very own manhood and “it will probably be blue” – his favorite color. Also in the works is a “50 Cent Condom”. Whether this condom will actually cost 50 cents remains a mystery.

So who is 50 Cent marketing his line to? Star Magazine claims that Britney Spears was spotted at Hollywood’s “Hustler” sex toy shop recently stocking up on some gear. She is also reported to have a secret double-locked “fantasy room” in her Beverly-Hills home. “It’s filled with sex toys, from ticklers, whips and chains to fur-trimmed handcuffs,’ says an insider. ‘She keeps sex toys in a glass jar.”

While we suspect that Star Magazine’s sources may not be the most reliable, we do have far more legitimate reports about Brangelina’s erotic shopping escapades while in London. Friends Victoria Beckham and Eva Longoria were also shopping for sex toys and lingerie in Hollywood last weekend, sources close to the stars say. Longoria got a stunning response from her fans in 2005 after confessing in an interview her love for vibrators. “People sent them to me by the truckload. Boxes and boxes and boxes. I gave them to all my girlfriends.”

So what’s the big celebrity scoop? Well, there really isn’t one. America seems to be happily comfortable with its sexuality. Today, we’re far more concerned with who’s coked-up driving down Santa Monica Boulevard than with some silly sexual taboo.

History of Vibrators 101

Here at Vibrator.com, we have the opportunity to come across some of the most ingenious sex toys around. Vibrators, Dildos, Sex Machines, Love Dolls, you name it. However, I came across this old advertisement for the “Grover Vibrator”.