Alabama got Slammed

The freedom to orgasm just got a little tougher in Alabama. The 11th Circuit court in Alabama decided, on Valentine’s Day no less, that an Alabama law banning the sale of sex toys is not unconstitutional, on the grounds that Alabama has an interest in preserving “public morality” against the sale of such devices.

Um, what?

When did sex toys become a moral issue? And why do the courts feel they have the right to hop into our beds? The foundation of our constitution is based on the separation of church and state, now do we need a separation of bed and state?

[insert obvious joke about the sexual habits of our most esteemed law makers here]

If that’s the case maybe we should outlaw my forefinger and some spit (my primary sex toy when all other toys are out of reach.) Or pulsating showerheads.

I just have to say how not only ridiculous this is but frankly upsetting. I love my toys. I love my freedom to buy toys. And most of all I love the orgasms my toys give me. There’s nothing immoral about it. In fact, my pleasure and satisfaction make me a much nicer person to be around. Ask anyone.

The truly immoral thing is the courts trying to place shame on people. Pleasure is personal, how you achieve your pleasure is your decision…not some court. This all seems a little too Hobbesian to me. I think life without sex toys would be nasty, brutish, and short.

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