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Silicone Substitutes

Clitalicious — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 22:16:21 +0000

Women have experienced a surge of independence and sexual freedom over the past five decades - meaning men have greater opportunity to at least ogle the beautiful women around them, if not more. As far as I can tell, most men are pretty happy about this development. As this trend spreads from the Western, culturally progressive areas of the world to more traditional landscapes, however, some men are starting to really miss the sweet, submissive female of the past. A few have given up on women altogether!

Enter Orient Industry Co., a Japanese company that has been producing life-sized, anatomically correct dolls for 30 years. Originally designed for handicapped gentleman who might have trouble finding a partner, they have been reaching an ever-increasing market of lonely older men who are fed up with trying to date the modern, empowered Japanese women.

The dolls, which cost between $850 and $5,500 each, are designed to be beautiful and enticing. They have seductively parted lips, large breasts, long hair, and - on the more expensive models - silicon bodies with 35 movable joints (Do we even have that many? Crazy!). Says Hideo Tsuchiya, the company’s president, “Nowadays, women are sometimes more dominant than men in the real world, and they don’t always pay attention to men.” Apparently the glamorous dolls make the guys who buy them, 60% of whom are over the age of 40, feel like they are the most important human being in the room. I can’t really argue. They’re the only human being in the room (at least in most cases =P).

Says Ta-Bo (a pseudonym), “A human girl can cheat on you or betray you sometimes, but these girls never do those things. They belong to me 100%.” He added, “Sometimes it takes too much time before I can have sex with the person I meet. But with these dolls, it’s just a matter of a click of the mouse. With one click, they are delivered to you.”

I wonder though, can the sex really be that good? According to the men who buy them, sex with real women is better, but it’s just not worth the effort it takes to date them and get them in bed. That’s a pretty big statement about modern women - especially considering the fact that these guys have to bathe the dolls to keep them clean and ready for the next bout of man-on-doll nooky.

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History of Vibrators 101

Clitalicious — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 22:20:21 +0000

History of Vibrators 101

Here at Vibrator.com, we have the opportunity to come across some of the most ingenious sex toys around. Vibrators, Dildos, Sex Machines, Love Dolls, you name it. However, I came across this old advertisement for the “Grover Vibrator”.

I mean if you look at it, kind of looks like the jaws of life or something.

Question is, how did it go from so vile to oOooOooOh! so good.

The first electrically powered Vibrator was invented by Kelsey Stinner in the 1880s to treat what was then called “congestion of the genitalia“ and “female hysteria”. For centuries, doctors had been treating women for these illnesses by performing what we would now recognize as masturbation. However, they soon noticed that the “vulvar stimulation” required had nothing to do with sex, but reportedly found it to be time consuming and hard-work.

Dr’s found that Stinner’s vibrators got the job done more quickly and without much effort, and soon became an extremely popular medical device.

In the 1880s the vibrators were large, cumbersome and quite frankly really expensive. However, by the 19^th century, vibration therapy was one of the most popular services available at luxury resorts in Europe and America. Some of the vibrators featured were musical, counterweighted, vibratory forks, undulating wire coils called vibratiles, vibrators that hung from the ceiling attached to tables and floors models on rollers.

Then in 1902 American company Hamilton Beach patented the first electric vibrator available for retail sale. At the time making the vibrator the fifth domestic appliance to be electrified, after the sewing machine, fan, tea kettle and toaster.

The home versions of vibrators soon became extremely popular, with advertisements in Needlecraft, Woman’s Home Companion, Modern Priscilla and the Sears & Roebucks Catalogs. These advertisements soon disappeared due to their appearance in pornography which made it no longer tenable for polite society to avoid the sexual connotations of the device.

Under the guise as “body massagers”, millions of vibrators have been sold to both men and women. Some of the purchasers never use the item for more than relief from muscular tension or aches and pains.

Vibrators nowadays often allow people to achieve orgasm faster and easier than by manual stimulation. They are also often recommended by sex therapists for women who have difficulty achieving orgasm by other means. Couples also use vibrators from time to time to enhance the pleasure of one or both partners.

While some vibrators run on batteries, the others have a power cord that plug into the wall or a rechargeable base.

Harper’s magazine notes a Durex Condom survey that states more than 46% of women owned vibrators at the end of 2005.

To note the sale of vibrators and similar devices are still outlawed in several states including Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Indiana, Virginia, Louisiana and Massachusetts and in Texas, the sale of devices for sexual stimulation such as vibrators and dildos is technically illegal unless the buyer signs a statement releasing the product only for educational purposes.

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Life’s a PARTY! How about some Viagra?

Clitalicious — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 22:04:16 +0000

“I take it to enhance my endurance” says Motley, a 27yr old soldier from Pennsylvania who has never had performance issues. He buys his Viagra through an online pharmacy located in Mexico.
Viagra and it’s newer rivals, Levitra, Cialis, are erectile-dysfunction drugs, which were originally intended for older people who had a problem performing. But in the last few years these drugs have caught on as recreational drugs. Studies published state that while the largest groups of Viagra users are still in the 56 – and – older age group, there’s been a sudden increase of over 300% in prescriptions for men under 45 since the drug was first launched in 1998.

But ………. And there’s always a but!

The increasing usage of the drug by un-intended users has been raising eyebrows in the medical community. Viagra works for four to six hours, when combined with alcohol it leads the user to make very unwise late night decisions. For example, the user may decide not to use a condom one night or perhaps if they cannot find sex they will call an escort service.
Scientists have found that men don’t develop physical dependencies on the medications or loss of normal function if they stop taking them after extended use. The recreational user might take Viagra to sell himself as a sexual superman early in the relationship. But once things get serious, he has to perform without the support of his little diamond-shaped friend.
All erectile-dysfunction drugs work in the same way. Each blocks an enzyme called phosphodiesterase-5, relaxing smooth-muscle cells to allow increased blood flow to the penis and all three have the same possible side effects. Most common being headaches and facial flushing.

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Men are pigs, but what’s a breakfast without the sausage?

Clitalicious — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 21:45:29 +0000

There is one thing you can say for sure about women…we like to know what we’re in for. So when dating a new man, there isn’t a single girl out there who doesn’t at least wonder about the size and shape of her boy toy’s penis. We casually check out their shoe size, trying to figure out the correlation. We pray that – if only this time – we’ll actually be satisfied. Well girls, I came across an article that debunks a lot of the myths. This should help you prepare for what’s actually out there. You might be surprised – it throws a lot of the stereotypes right out the window.

Ever heard a man say that they need the “extra-large” or “magnum” condoms. Well he is probably lying because only 6% of the male population needs extra large condoms according to condom manufactures. So yeah - you heard right … 94% of men could be lying right now! Not only that, but a full 2% of men suffer from a syndrome called “micropenis”, which is where the penis only reaches 1-2 inches long when fully erect. Two percent may not seem like a lot, but in a country with almost 290 million people, that’s almost 3 million guys. Yikes!

The study most trusted by urologist’s state that the average erect penis size is 5.1 inches long and 4.8 inches in girth. Let’s not even get into what they say in chat rooms! =)

Almost 80% of American men are circumcised even though the American Academy of Pediatrics states it is not necessary. So more often than not, you’re not going to have to figure out what in God’s name you are supposed to do with that extra skin.

Penises are generally darker in color than the bodies they hang from. Why? Its part of the sexual maturation process, but it is also because during puberty nature introduces men to a special friend: their hand.

There is no correlation between penis size and shoes size, nose size or hand size. Hmmmm…how about SUV size?

Masturbation is completely natural and good for you! Logically speaking, the more men clean out their plumbing the fewer problems they will have pumping the well later on. (Don’t lie – you love the not-so-subtle double entendre.)

Men will go limp if they drink too much. How much is too much? Well about 3 ½ drinks for a 150 pound man. So when your guy starts shouting, “WOOHOO! Keg Stand!”, lean over and whisper into his ear, “if you drink that much, this is the last time any part of your body will be standing.” Then wink & jiggle the car keys. They will be in the car before you can spell H-A-R-D / O-N.

Lastly - no matter how hard they try (and guys, seriously, please just don’t) there is NOTHING out there that will really enlarge their penis! So don’t believe the hype. Their penis stops growing by the time they hit their 20’s.

Hope this helps ladies! Feel free to comment on all this. I expect to hear some backlash from you guys and I will be waiting! =)

Sex on the brain?

Clitalicious — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 16:41:14 +0000

I was just reading a study recently, titled “Sex on the Brain”. The BBC Science, in collaboration with researchers from the United Kingdom and North America, designed their research project on psychological sex difference in conjunction with their TV documentary, Secrets of the Sexes. In just three months over 250,000 people from all over the world responded to a full survey.

The key topics were as follows:

Mental abilities decline with age more in men than in women. To be honest all mental abilities decline with age. However, the decline is much steeper in men than in women.

The effects are independent of sexual orientation.

Across all participants, the traits ranked most important in a relationship partner are intelligence, humor, honesty, kindness, good looks, face attractiveness, values, communication skills and dependability.

Now listen to this based on the study. Men rank good looks and facial attractiveness more important than women do, and they wonder why women say they are the superior sex. =)

Furthermore, women rank honesty, humor, and dependability more than men do.

Even more interesting those that consider themselves bi-sexual have a tendency to state that they are ambidextrous. Makes you wonder! *Kidding*

Across nations, men score higher than women on tests of mental rotation and the ability to judge line angles, whereas women score higher than men on tests of object location memory and word fluency.

On average, gay men’s visual-spatial abilities differ from those of heterosexual men – shifted in the direction of women’s abilities. Similarily, lesbian women’s visual-spatial abilities differ from those of heterosexual women – shifted in the direction of men’s abilities. For some reason I am not sure why that is such a shock, it seems kind of redundant to state such a thing.

The link between sex drive and attractions to men and women. For women, high sex drive is associated with increased sexual attraction to both women and men. For men, however, high sex drive is associated with increased attraction to one sex or the other, but not both, depending on their sexual orientation.

How do you feel about this ? Do you think it’s right. I would love to hear your views, feel free to add your own comments to this blog.

Thanks for reading!

P.S. Hope you likes the images, I thought it was funny!

Les Bos

Clitalicious — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 16:45:17 +0000

The other night I was watching an episode of South Park, the particular episode was titled “D-Yikes”. If you are not familiar with the episode, it is the one where Mr. Garrison decides to label himself as a lesbian after a hot night of “scissor-sex” with a lesbian.

I have to say that episode was HILARIOUS, and yes it might have been stereotypical but Rosie O’Donnell I am not. I can take jokes with a grain of salt.

Now if you are not aware of what “scissoring” is, the textbook definition is female to female genital sex. Also referred to as, frottage or tribadism, some colloquialisms “bumping fur”, “prawn wrestling” (This one is hysterical!), “clit-clating”, etc. There are so many more I could go on for hours, I will spare you everyone. Just this once! =)

The term “scissoring” is much more of a colloquialism that it is a formal name. The formal name “tribadism” was originally conceived as lesbian penetration either with an enlarged clitoris or a strap-on dildo.

Though the term “Tribadism” refers to a specific sex act between women today. It was also commonly used to describe female-female sexual love in general in the past, and women who had sex with woman were referred to as “Tribads” or “Tribades”.

As author Rictor Norton explains:

“The tribas, lesbian, from Greek tribein, to rub (i.e. rubbing the pudenda together, or clitoris upon the pubic bone, etc.), appears in Greek and Latin satires from the late first century. The tribade was the most common (vulgar) lesbian in European texts for many centuries.”

Fricatrice, a synonym for tribade that also refers to rubbing but has Latin rather than a Greek root, appeared in English as early as 1605 (in Ben Johnson’s Volpone).

Tribadism is also used in pop culture today, as the glam pop band, Scissor Sisters, derive their name from the scissoring position. As well as other bands such as, Scissorfight and the lesbian punk band Tribe 8.

“Making Clits Quiver from East to West”

Clitalicious — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 21:31:09 +0000

So here goes …….

Hey guys, I should start by saying that my name is Tatiana. Having just started with the company at the end of March, I’d like to say that I have caught up fast and truly enjoy my job. Not sure of what my co-workers write on their “blogs” or “profiles”, but I’d like to state – for the record - that I am a 25 year old butch lesbian. It’s something I am very proud of, and I am extremely lucky to have a job in which my performance is judged not by my sexual orientation but by my ability to do the job and my candor.

Even after a week of racking my brain with ideas, I still have no idea what to write about. I’ve concluded that I should just write about my experiences as a butch lesbian in NYC.

Now you would think that living in NYC and being a lesbian would not be that big of a deal. My experience has shown me that just the opposite is the case. I can see how much my appearance affects people from suits to everyday hipsters. It’s actually pretty unreal to see how much things have NOT changed in this society. I am very articulate, detail oriented, professional and personable. However, when seeking a corporate job I am expected to dress in high heels and mini skirt? I was unaware that wearing high heels and a mini skirt was the best way to get the job done. I guess it depends on what the “job” is, doesn’t it? Are they looking for a cute corporate accessory, or being an effective employee. In my experience, even in New York, it’s often the former.

Now don’t get me wrong I respect corporate America. I just think there needs to be a change. Take for example, Google - a multimillion dollar company who lets their employees bring their dogs to work and play pool during lunch. I’m not saying that corporate “big-wigs” should break out a game of darts during their weekly staff meetings. What I am saying is that maybe focusing on the employees efforts’ and work ethic as opposed to how much money they can make for you would make things not only run smoother but their “employees” work so much harder – resulting eventually in the desired profit.

To continue…I am rather sick of both men and woman looking me as if I am threat. To the woman, “No I do not want to have sex with you” and to the men, don’t get it twisted -this is not a Freudian slip of any sorts, “I do not have penis envy”. Why should it matter, who I sleep with or hold hands with? Why is so much cooler for two women to be sloppily drunk and kissing each other than it is to see two men walking down the street holding hands walking with their child/ren? If people in the gay community wish to get married – hell, why not? Can’t we be given the chance to be as miserable as straight people are in their marriages?

For the religious skeptics … Well first of all if you are even reading this or hell for that matter on this site, are you really even religious as you claim to be? More or less I don’t care about the religious skeptics; religion is just a type of media - blocking our view of reality.

With love and pride

Tatiana aka Clitalicious