No one will deny that the iPhone is definitely a sexy phone. Reports from the AVN’s in Las Vegas say it’s the perfect vehicle for bringing mobile
porn to Americans…

It looks like 2008 is going to be the year that pornography breaks through to the mobile user, thanks to new deals and advanced devices like the iPhone, said from a director of adult content firm Digital Playground.

Digital Playground said “Yes, it’s happening,” and they are already delivering its porn in customized form to the iPhone; their site even auto-detects whether iPhone users are on Wi-Fi or EDGE.

“Phones are changing,” with real Web browsers, streaming video and high-quality graphics. Today’s phones are ready for porn and the iPhone is the best platform out there so far.

Online video isn’t the only way the iPhone is getting sexy. At the AVN show, OhMiBod announced a new version of their iPod-connected vibrator – this one specifically for the iPhone. The new OhMiBod “NaughtiNano” line connects to iPhones to vibrate not only to the rhythms of music playing, but to the cadences of speech on the other end of a phone call.
Apple has made the iPhone so beautifully simple, that if the adult video world can harness that simplicity they too will prosper

Apple had no comment on the iPhone’s erotic allure.

I don’t have an iphone yet but if reports like this keep surfacing I may make a run forest run dash to pick one up.

Let me rephrase that, I mean get played by the dating game.

This girl was confiding in me that she really likes this guy and was thinking about maybe going to another base with him. I felt like that base, just put me into a time warp. I had thoughts of my younger years going to Rocky Horror at The Mini Cinema.

WOW!!

I hadn’t heard the expression of getting to second base since I was in High School. See back then I was getting high and listening to Meatloaf. Paradise by the Dashboard Light a baseball sexclassic! I really thought that the expression of getting to first or second base started then. I also thought that’s when it became popular

I thought it became unpopular then too.

So I did a little bit of research on this matter. As it turns out Baseball and Sex really do have common synergies. As far as I can tell this metaphor goes back to the 50’s. Now that’s a few years before my high school days. It seems that even in the Woody Allen movie “Play It Again Sam” Diane Keaton asks Woody Allen what he was thinking when made love to her… His response “Willie Mays” .

Baseball!!!

Well looks like Baseball and Sex will always go together as proven again by one of the most classic scenes in movie that I can ever remember. It was described in American Pie in that getting to 3rd base felt like the center of a Hot Apple Pie. If you haven’t seen American Pie run, don’t walk and go rent it! That scene is hilarious and should not be missed by anybody walking this planet.

All told sex and baseball will be together forever.

So you see guys, baseball isn’t just a sport but it is a stepping stone to matters that we care about as much as the game itself. You see if we play this game right we’ll find ourselves making a grand slam play with an encore sexabition.

Recently I took a stop by this new world on the internet called Second Life. It is a kind of cool website that you can pick out your own avatar and make up your whole identity. So of course I picked the likes of a twenty-something with a good tan and a rock hard body to set off on my journey of my virtual second life.

You see I grew up in NYC. So when I used to go into midtown I used to go to a place that now seems like Disneyland, 42nd and 8th Ave in Times Square. You may or may not know it but that area was once considered the central zeg of sleaze of New York.

So back to Second Life, seems like someone has stolen my heart.

Then he was told he was hired but that he needed to take a drug test first.

So now what was he going to do?

You see smoking a little bit of weed to relax yourself after a stressful day never hurt anybody, my friend was telling me, until you find out that you need to take a drug test…..who would of thought that you would have had to take one these things, he said. He thought that was only for the high net white collar worker not him. Anything but the truth.

So he picked up phone and start talking with a couple of friends about what to do and one of his friends tells him a story about a flight they took and that there was a Minnesota Vikings player who got stopped getting on the plane. Now when they went through this players luggage low and behold what did they find?

They found this device called the whizzinator.

Now what the hell is the whizzinator? You see, this whizzinator is a prosthetic penis that gets strapped on you, has a reservoir so that it can store clean urine and comes with a warm water bottle to keep your clean pee at body temperature.

Now he needed to take this drug test in two days and he had smoked yesterday so he was in dire straits. I know he really needed this job. Aimless to say he asked me to help him find this whizzinator so we went looking all over town in every shop and finally found one of these whizzinators at an online store. So he purchased this whizzinator.

He also found out that they also had this thing called Lyophilized pee. It was freeze-dried clean pee!!!!! Who would of though that all this stuff was for the taking?

Well it is.

So after all this he takes the drug test and guess what, he passes the test. I’m really wondering what their going come up with next?

I really need to get out of some tickets. Anything I can strap on for that?