If you’ve ever seen someone looking shifty and rather hot under the collar near David’s larger than life goods at the Accademia in Florence, chances are they are a Statuephile.

Statuephilia, also called agalmatophilia, or Pygmalionism after the myth of Pygmalion, is an uncommon sexual fetish that involves sexual attraction to statues.

But it doesn’t end there, Statuephiles are also aroused by simple blow-up dolls, as well as those new ones that look very lifelike and are made of rubber.

DORAPHILIA

The red carpet and 5th Ave are usually lined with ladies (and men) in fur coats, and while some of us either gush over how great they look, or grind our teeth for the sake of the animals, Doraphiles get turned on by them.

Doraphalia is a sexuoerotic arousal and fetishistic fondness for the smell and feel of animal skin, fur, or leather. In other words, PETA’s worst nightmare.

TRICHOPHILIA

Ever gone to the hairdresser and s/he spent a little too long brushing your hair, it’s a possibility that s/he is a trichophile. Trichophilia is actually a fetish for hair, or new hairstyles. No doubt razor-happy wig-wearing’ Britney is a hot item in Trichophilia circles.

Trichophilia is a fetish in which one becomes sexually aroused by, or is extremely fond of, human hair (usually cephalic); this may be of hair in general or different hairstyles or colors. Arousal may also occur from imagery and physical contact of hair, this including head hair, pubic hair, and axillary hair.

STHENOLAGNIA

We’ve all seen the female body-building competitions and gasped in disbelief at the ladies with all those bulky muscles who look so un-feminine, but Sthenolagnia is a condition where men find that hugely sexually attractive.

Sthenolagnia is a fetish (related to female muscle growth) defined as ’sexual arousal from demonstration of strength or muscles’. The term was coined by the German psychologist Magnus Hirschfeld in the late 1800s. Some activities that might arouse these men include various types of lifts and carries that illustrate different aspects of female strength, muscle worship, wrestling muscular girls, fantasies of rape by muscular women, being used as human dumbbells for women, etc.

SALIROMANIA

Saliromaniacs like nothing more than putting on an evening gown, then rolling around in sty. Anything from dirt to smearing make-up, tousling hair, or ripping clothes is this turn on.

Salirophila is a sexual fetish that involves deriving erotic pleasure from soiling or disheveling the object of one’s desire, usually an attractive person. It may involve tearing or damaging their clothing, covering them in mud or filth, messing their hair or makeup. The fetish does not involve harming or injuring the subject, only their appearance.

Man, I wouldn’t mind slinging some mud at Paris Hilton, but I’d also want her to make an oinking sound too. Maybe that’s another fetish.

1. PornoTube: This was the first “YouTube” of porn sites I came across. It was refreshing to find a ‘web 2.0′ porn site after having been turned off for years with the sad state of porn thumbnail galleries. Sadly though as it became more popular the playback on the videos slowed down in fact the entire site became increasingly difficult to load. And my biggest complaint: they do not show the length of the video so you can’t weed out the crappy 20 second ‘teaser’ type of videos.
2. YouPorn: Before I found YouPorn I found Porncasting.tv. Porncasting was so freaking awesome, videos took little or no time to load, they showed the video length before you click on it so you don’t waste your time on the :20 teaser videos. But that bliss only lasted about 3 weeks when YouPorn bought them out and just redirected the URL to their site. Despite the fact that the playback is slow and choppy they have a great selection of free porn and a very simple to use interface.
3. X-Tube: Their tagline is Log on and Get off. And you do have log on, that is you have to create a free account which is relatively painless. Once you log on you can watch short videos and you have the option to buy (fairly cheap prices) the full length version. It’s fine because the teaser videos are a decent length. The nice thing about this site is that it very well categorized and doesn’t entirely depend on people tagging their submission, which has a larger a margin of error in properly categorizing a video for good search results.
4. BoysFood: The nice thing about Boys Food is that they label every one of their videos so you know whether it’s a video that has been uploaded and is watchable, if it’s just a clip or full length or if it is a link to another site. They also allow people to comment on videos (you have to register and be logged in to do that.) And you can also add videos you like to your favorites folder or easily download to you computer. A really well organized site.
5. SocialPorn: Dubbed as the “Digg” of Porn, it’s a great place to discover new stuff or tell people about some good sites you have found. The nice thing is that when someone finds a hot video or a great thumbnail gallery they post a link it to and others vote so you have it on pretty good authority that the good stuff rises to the top.
6. SnizzShare: Has mostly shortened versions of longer professional videos to entice you to click through to their site and pay for the full version.
7. The Uncensored: This site is a sort of “hot or not” for amateur pics. Personally I think amateur pics are way hotter than studio shots of ragged porn stars.
8. Juxel: A lot like SocialPorn this site is a user submitted porn link aggregator. Their tagline is “no popups, no fake links, no bullshit. the world’s first web 2.0 porn site”, and as far as I can tell it lives up to the claim.
9. EonSex: This is a porn search engine. You type in what your looking for and it searches 1,725,238 free galleries from 36,706 sources, for anything you could possible want. It’s images only but I’m sure some smart guy out there will develop a free video search engine soon (please!)
10. SexByRSS: For the more tech savvy porn surfer this site lets you pick your favorite porn categories and create an RSS feed that you can read in your feedreader. The advantage to this is that you you don’t have to visit the sites directly (and therefore get in trouble at work) but you can still get your daily dose of hot stuff via RSS. Brilliant!

Well, there you have it. Now you know exactly how I spend my days. But please heed my warning, don’t surf these sites at work unless you’re lucky enough to have a job like mine.

Up and coming sites:
SlutLoad
EveKnows

Song parody by Psycho Mike from 106.7 KROQ in L.A. Original song, “Delilah”, by the Plain White Tees.

Best line: “Let my penis play the quarterback and you can be receiver. I’ll throw my touchdown inside you.“

According to the National Enquirer she just took a break from filming her new flick “Wanted” in Prague, visited a sex shop called “Erotic City” and purchased two items – a black leather garter belt and (drum roll please) a black riding crop!

Walker muses, “Since Angelina doesn’t ride horses in her movie, this week’s intriguing gossip question is: If the idea is to whip up a little consensual fun, who’s the whip-ee? Or is the crop simply a decorator accessory destined to hang on a wall?”

Its gotta be for Brad to keep him in line - right?

We just add some awesome crops and flogging toys to the store, so if you’re Angelina and you want some more check these out:

Aslan Swift Flogger
Vibrafun Crop
Spartacus Paddle

And afterwards could you send me pics of Brad’s red butt?

Check it out:

The Pretty Plug. A gold-plated butt plug with a Swarovski crystal. Wow!

The Njoy Pure Wand. So sleek, and you can stick it anywhere.

Jimmyjane’s Little Chroma. I LOVE it.

And last but certainly not least…

The Lelo Yva. Check out the gold one! It may be expensive but it’s so pretty you could leave it on display (when not in use, of course.)

So maybe there’s a girly streak in me after all. These are so cool. This is definitely Sex Toys 2.0.

*_{Check out two new sections I added in the store this week: Elite Collection and Sally’s Picks}

Here’s the problem, I don’t have a boyfriend at the moment. So when I’m sitting out there on the balcony and I feel a bead of salty sweat drip from the back of my neck, I slowly scoop it up wishing that I had someone there to perhaps lick it up. Hot and horny. What’s a girl to do?

Well, when you work for Vibrator.com this is an opportune time to pull out the box labeled, “Toys for Testing”. One of my very first toys was the Hitachi Magic Mand. It served me like a trooper for years, till I broke it (don’t ask). So when we got the Natural Contours Ideal in the store I was excited to take it for a test run. It’s just like the Wand but with a bent handle for better positioning.

And unlike the product description I didn’t massage my shoulders or neck (hehe). And just like the Wand this is destined to to be my new B.O.B (battery operated boyfriend). Until I find the real thing, and even then I don’t give up BOB’s too easily. I recommends this to anyone who wants the security of knowing where your next orgasm is coming from!

While I was googling the term I came across and interesting site, AltPenis. They discuss teledildonics and claim that Howard Stern in fact was the first to employ his own for of teledildonics, a sort of precursor to specially made sex toys:

In the movie Private Parts, a woman phones Howard Stern’s show, confessing to having carnal thoughts about him but not knowing what to do about it. Howard tells her not to worry. He’ll have sex with her on-air. While his co-host Robin Quivers looks on skeptically, Howard has the woman turn up the bass on her stereo and lay the speaker on the floor. He then tells her to strip down and squat over the bass woofer. When everything is in place Howard leans into the mike and proceeds make humming sounds. Howard’s deep voice causes the woman’s bass woofer to vibrate, stimulating the woman’s clitoris, and she eventually orgasms. It’s a very funny scene. And if it happened as depicted, Howard Stern may have been the first known practitioner of what is now referred to as Teledildonics.

I don’t know about you, but I think that’s pretty hot (minus that it’s Howard Stern - read=not sexy at all). It brings to mind the days of phone/IM sex when I was dating a guy who lived in Italy and I was in California. If we only had a device that he controlled which pleasured me, the relationship may have survived. Alright, I’m just kidding, that relationship was doomed anyway.

I think I have found my new side hobby. I need to do a ton more research but I promise to report back from the frontlines.

Have a great weekend boys and girls!

• The Hotdoll. A sex doll for dogs. I don’t know about you but I’ve been accosted by an over-amorous dog on more than one occasion. I had a roommate in San Francisco who had a particularly hump-happy Jack Russell. It got to the point I could no longer had friends over, at least not if they were wearing clothing that didn’t cover their legs.
• Here’s a story that I could’ve written…

  Author Has Sex for 100 Straight Days, Book Editors Get to Read About It
  *_{[via NYMag]}

  Although, would I have to have sex with another person or do my toys count?

  Definitely sounds like a good read:

  “We did it on top of a mountain. During the porn industry’s annual flesh circus in Las Vegas. In a yoga ashram, and in a remote yurt. In an ostentatious hotel, a cheap motel, and a Very Victorian bed-and-breakfast in Wyoming in the dead of winter. In our basement…”

• Even though I graduated college 5 years ago I still love to check our their daily rag. Especially the sex column. It reminds me of those fond days of my youth sitting in Sproul Plaza getting horny and looking around at all the geeks in despair.
  
  Christine Borden wrote a great piece in honor of mother’s day:

  Mom: Are you using condoms? Birth control isn’t enough! What if you miss a pill and wind up pregnant? Then you’ll have to drop out of college, and I’ve already spent thousands on that damn school. Can’t you get a scholarship or something? What are you going to do if you get pregnant? You don’t have enough money to take ca re of me when I get old. Don’t you dare put me in a nursing home!

  Me: Mom, can we please not talk about condoms? I need to go. I have to write my column. I—

  Mom: Please don’t write about people sticking fingers up your bum again. I know you were trying to be funny, but—

  Me: Wait, are you reading my columns? I think they’re a little too risque for my own mother to read.

  *_{[via Daily Cal]}

• And here’s one for the “duh!” department.

  Study: Prehistoric Man Had Sex for Fun
  *_{[via Archaeo News]}

  Is their any other reason to have sex?

  
  “New research into Stone Age humans has argued that, far from having intercourse simply to reproduce, they had sex for fun. Various sex practices were widespread in primitive societies as a way of building up cultural ties.”

  I wonder if Geico will incorporate that into their “Caveman” campaign.

That’s all for now kids. Have a great weekend and if you’re feeling frisky grab yourself a new sex toy, you’ll thank me later.

(The scratcher doesn’t quite fit on the screen so you can go to the site to see it in full view.)

“Aside from my DVD collection I also appreciate the plethora of amateur porn available on the internet. I used to be a big fan of pornotube but it just loads too slowly and when you’re horny that’s like a guy going soft on you right before penetration. So the other day I found Porncasting. I clicked on a video, it loaded quickly and playback was smooth…”

That post got a lot of attention probably because there are many like-minded people who appreciate fast, easy and free porn that doesn’t stop in the middle of playback to buffer like pornotube.

So last night, as what has become my usual routine, I climbed into bed accompanied by my trusty laptop. As I logged on I could feel the anticipation building, oh yeah, my favorite time of the day - PORNTIME - yay! Porncasting.tv, here I come (notice clever double entendre), but I immediately noticed something was wrong. The page was taking forever to load and once it did the logo at the top said “YOUPORN”. I assume that YouPorn bought out Porncasting? I tried to find a good video to watch but gave up as it took well over 7 minutes to load. So they didn’t bother to keep the high quality playback that Porncasting had and instead made it all Web 2.0 with rounded corners, drop shadows and gradients. I don’t know about you but when I wanna watch porn I don’t care if the site is pretty and rounded.

Okay, so now I’m confused. There’s PornoTube, YouPorn, XTube, RIP-Porncasting and just the other day I was reading on Techcrunch about yet another one ScrewTube. Maybe ScrewTube (love the name) will be smart and focus on have the highest quality playback instead of just waiting around to be bought out like the rest of the Web 2.0 world. Let’s not forget it’s all about the end-user (and the end-user’s orgasm.)