Author Archives for Adrie Santos
The Amazing Pocket Rocket Does It Again!
I took advantage of having the house to myself all afternoon to catch up on some work; porn site reviews mostly. It’s one of those things that I prefer to not do when someone else is home only cuz’ I would really hate to have my 90 year old grandmother walk in (without knocking of […]
Ding Dong The Dick Is Dead! (Not Literally!!)
Why is it that we always seem to prefer the guys that we really shouldn’t?? I’m not just talking about the whole bad boy thing or someone who is forbidden cuz’ he’s already involved, but rather the guys that pay no attention to us and don’t deserve us??
In case you haven’t figured it out yet; […]
Tis the Season for Being Naughty!
I think it’s something about this time of year—maybe the frost—that makes us crave certain types of behavior that border on inappropriate. For instance; I am finding myself having trouble refraining from flirting with someone who I really should stay away from while a good friend is out living a real life adaptation of my […]
Casual Sex, Booty Calls, etc.
Seems that not everyone agrees with my view on ‘booty-calls’ and casual sex. Someone was surfing the archives of my blog The Accidental Sex Writer and came across a little ditty I wrote about a past encounter. I guess it was my referring to him as a “conquest� that got her panties in a twist.
Here […]
December 1st and Already Christmas Miracles!
Here I am up at the crack of dawn and busting with childlike glee and acting like a complete spazz. It’s my Christmas shopping day! (Yes, I have an official day) My cousin/best friend and I have always taken the first Friday of December as our day to hit the mall from open till close […]
Disgruntled and Sexless Apartment Hunter
That’s it! I have had it and am ready to fly the coop! No offense to my lovely mom who was kind enough to take me in, but, I have decided that the fear of not knowing where rent will come from is a small price to pay for the freedom to do as I […]
Fan Mail
I guess you could call this one of the job hazards related to being a sex writer, but, I am here to share with you one of the only woes of doing what I do: disturbing fan mail.
I wish I knew why it was that my male fans are incapable of writing me a fan […]
Vacation Flings
Now that I have been in regular contact with “GNR� I have been doing a lot of reminiscing and looking at old pictures from vacations past. You gotta love holiday romances. They’re short, intense and so much fun and the memory of them lasts a lifetime, leaving you with stories to tell your grandkids.
I found […]
Oh Great! Dating Advice From the Village People
Still kinda’ fresh back from a trip to Portugal; I’ve been giving a lot of thought to my life and what I learned while I was away. I came back with a clear understanding of where I wanted my career to go and the changes that needed to be made in order to get there, […]
The Joys of Livin’ with Mom When You’re a 33 Year Old Sex Writer
Trust me, the decision to move back home to moms at my age was a well thought out one—at least I thought. Financially it doesn’t get better than this. I hate cooking for myself and my mom likes cooking for herself, so she throws in some extra and voila—I have dinner! Also, laundry is a […]