I do love getting parcels. Especially when the parcel is from Vibrator.com, and I know that I’ve got a new um, project. Yes, road testing vibrators is a dirty job, but somebody’s got to do it, don’t they?
The only glitch was that the postman arrived while I was taking a shower. Fortunately the house-guest who […]

So it’s holiday season, and every girl is hoping for a full stocking. This year though, rather than bath salts, I’m anticipating something with a little more buzz. Having dropped many heavy hints to the man in my life, I think something finally clicked when I mentioned how cool it would be to have a […]

Standing in line at the post office yesterday, trying to avoid getting into an argument with the crotchety old guy behind me who kept breathing into my ear; my gaze wandered over the usual clutter of birthday cards, novelty gifts and stationery sets. It stopped abruptly when it noticed a shiny red carton containing a […]

It was small, ugly, and made a noise like a two-stroke engine. The finish was plastic wood-grain – like a nasty seventies table decoration.
The thing is, I have a certain standard of good-looking before I think about getting jiggy, and this little monster just didn’t cut it.
I’d been waiting for weeks for Marcel to bring […]

When the lovely folks at vibrator.com asked me to blog for them, I got to thinking. What are toys really for? Those little bits of strange-shaped plastic, buzzing and twirling and twisting in your hand like a curious new species of animal. There’s a jungle of them out there; all the colors of the rainbow […]