Hello sexy darlings,

Perhaps you have noticed…Vibrator.com is undergoing a little nip/tuck! We have some wonderful things brewing here. Bigger and better changes are on their way, but in the meantime I want to let you know that we are sporting a new look. But what could improve the world’s largest online sex toy store more than a little facelift? How about some new vibes for you! In addition to the Rock Chick, which we can hardly keep in stock; we have added the IBuzz. This baby let’s you groove to your music while feeling the pulsating, orgasmic beats! Also new to our collection is the Layaspot. Straight form the Fun Factory line of premier sex toys, this little clit stimulator promises to please.

There are so many more exciting things planned for you, I can hardly keep it all to myself…but all good things cum to those who wait! So stay tuned for more new products and our upcoming official relaunch.

Hugs and kisses…

Sally

AAAAAAHHHHH the empowering feeling of being a woman! I woke up this morning with a big smile on my face. Somehow I knew I was not going to get past 10 AM without doing what needed to be done. I had tried to be mature about it. I had tried to tolerate the uncomfortable feelings from within. But no way I was going to let this snowball out of control. THE SEX WAS BAD!!!!! Ok…let’s be fair…it wasn’t BAD…but it was selfish on his part…and I had given it enough rounds to know that this was a pattern. I couldn’t see it going any further without a feeling of resentment building, so I knew last night that it had to end. I called. He didn’t respond. Motherfucker…ok buddy…you asked for it! So I sat down this morning and I did the unthinkable. I put myself, as a woman, in his position. Could I live with a text message break up? I mean…it’s not love we’re talking about here…but it’s rude. I thought and thought and thought about it….and I decided YES. I can live with a text message break up. I decided, I wasn’t that mature after all…and in an effort to win this race to the finish line, I was not going to endure the lack of phone calls, the runaround or the shady behaviour usually inflicted on the female race. In an effort to save face for my gender…I had to do what any man would do facing the same circumstances. Damn! That felt good!

Hugs and Kisses…

Sally

PS: check out this gem of a video…

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WORLD EXCLUSIVE! A smaller design. Two stylish colors. A brighter button. Musical vibrations. Up to 11 vibrating speeds. Just about the only thing that hasn’t changed is the name. In Classic White and You Two Limited Edition black models, iBuzz Two puts music-activated orgasms in your pocket.

What is iBuzz Two?

iBuzz Two is the world’s first music-activated sex toy for couples. Plug in two sets of headphones and you and your partner can simultaneously listen to your music and enjoy the sensations from two vibrating bullets. With a skin-safe rabbit stimulator for her and a cock ring for him, only iBuzz Two gives you music-activated vibrations, 4 pulsing patterns and 11 speeds for pitch-perfect orgasms.

How to use iBuzz Two

iBuzz Two is the easiest music-activated vibrator ever made. Plug two sets of headphones straight in (no clumsy adaptors needed), connect it to your music player, plug in the vibrating bullets and and you’re away. Orgasmic on your own or with a partner!

What you get with iBuzz Two

iBuzz Two contains everything you and your partner need to enjoy your music and music-activated vibrations at the same time. Everything, that is, except for headphones, a music player and two AAA batteries.

Ready To Get One For Yourself?

Want to feel the love and groove with your honey? Head on over to our iBuzz Product page and grab this amazing product for an unbelievably low price today! Simply follow this link to add it to your cart, it’s that simple!

Hugs and Kisses…
Sally

My sexy commrades,

Here we are, just two days away from the great American holiday of Thanksgiving. Aaaah, time to reflect. As we gather round the turkey table…let’s compile our list of thanks, both for what and for whom.

At the top of that list: thank yourself for a job well done! You are beautiful in every way…so go ahead and celebrate yourself…treat yourself to something your big heart has always desired. Go ahead and give yourself a great big Bear Hug…because you deserve one!

Next up, give some thanks for the ones you love to love. Wrap your arms around your lover…and give them a sensual massage. Welcome them into a Pleasure Garden they will never want to leave. (Just make sure the gesture is reciprocated!!)

Thanks to the family for just being there…and in an effort to keep it clean…give the family members the royal spa treatment they need to keep up with you.

True friends are hard to come by. (Talk about a sentence loaded with puns!) Are you lonesome tonight? Try hangin’ out with Big Joe tonight!! Looking for some non committed, no strings attached female companionship??? Felicia is your gal!

Most important, don’t forget to thank your ex…thanks for the lessons learned, the good times spent, the hot memories…but most of all… thanks for the STD…now go fuck a pig!

Gobble Gobble…

Sally

How exciting! I was reflecting yesterday on how much fun it is to start something sexual with someone new. The breathless anticipation of what lay beneath their clothes…the shivering of your body with every new kiss…wondering where this will lead. It is so much fun finding someone new to play with…so you may as well keep it fun. The best way to keep it fun is to keep is safe. You know what I’m talking about…CONDOMS…not just a concept folks…make them a reality. It is the only way to play it safe from those yucky STDs. Don’t know where to start? Let your imagination soar here because today there are a wide variety of condoms to choose from. Peruse then choose! Playing it safe is sooooo sexy!!!

Hugs and kisses…

Sally

Big changes are a-comin’…and with the help of our coupon featured in GLAMOUR, COSMOPOLITAN, JANE, REDBOOK, and CURVE magazines…you will be cumming too!!! Go grab yourself a copy to redeem your 10% off coupon on your next purchase.
Hugs and kisses…

Sally

SEX SEX SEX!!! I’ve got sex on the brain these days. I am keeping myself awake at night thinking about all of you my pretties. I had a fabulous idea…I thought I, Sally Rhyde, can do my part for world peace. It’s very simple; just bring everyone around this wonderful world the gift that disarms even the most volatile of temperaments…a big, rockin’ orgasm!!! It is with love in my heart and juice in my drawers that I introduce to you one of my favorite products to bring you closer to the big O. I present to you one of the newest members of Vibrator.com: the Rock Chick. Oh yeah…this bad boy will get you rockin’ alright. The lovely folks who designed this vibe took our female anatomy into consideration. The Rock Chick isn’t just ergonomically designed to stimulate the ever elusive G-spot…this lady purrrrrs high speed vibrations against your clit. Yummy! So what are you waiting for? Check out the Rock Chick and so much more….I can barely keep them in stock…so hurry up!

Hugs and Kisses…

Sally

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