You know, every once in while you come across a new fetish that totally takes you by surprise, “They get turned on by that??” So just today I was perusing the sex news from around the world and came across an article about a guy who likes to have sex with his car, not IN his car but WITH his car.

Um, yeah. And how exactly does that work logistically?

I did some investigating and according to one site there are a variety of methods.

“The tailpipe of the car is, of course, where the exhaust comes out. So in this sense, the tailpipe is an anus.”

Fucking brilliant! But isn’t there a potential slice/burn risk?

He goes on the say,

“The best way to have sex with a car, however, is not raw. You need the following equipment:

• 1 Dekhyr Dragon Industries (Teledildonics Division) Sexual Interface Unit.

[...]

The SIU is essentially a tube made of foam rubber, rolled such that the inner diameter is slightly smaller than the diameter of your erect penis. When lubricated, it acts as a sexual interface to whatever you attach it to. In this case, it is inserted into the tailpipe of the car you want to have sex with.”

And just to state the obvious…

“NEVER fuck a car with the engine on. Firstly, you will be breathing hard, and that means you can poison yourself faster. Secondly, the car will either stall (because there’s something blocking the tailpipe, heh) — causing damage to the engine — or will force the exhaust out. And you have an idea where the exhaust will go, I trust. Ouch! Fatality City!

If you do not use a condom and you come inside the car, ten or fifteen minutes of driving will kill off anything inside. So you do not have to worry about STDs from that.”

And maybe there are some ladies out there a similar passion???

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