Brilliant? Or completely assinine?

A bra that turns into a shopping bag….

“When the bra is being worn, the “shopping bag” portions are folded away inside the bra cups, where they serve as extra padding. The bra quickly converts to a shopping bag by removing the bag portions from the cups and connecting the hooks on the bra’s underwire. The lace cups serve as decoration along with the shoulder straps, which are disconnected and tied to the top of the bag as ribbons.”

Um, what? What happens to your boobs when said shopping bag is in use? Just hang there? Is there a way to fill the bag and convert it back into a bra? You could go from A to DD with a quick trip to the local bodega.

Or what about this?

“Driv-e-mocion is a nifty device that attaches to your rear window and can be programmed to display a variety of messages — in form of smiling/frowning faces or words. Best of all, it’s priced at just $20 here.”

Personally, I don’t think these images fully represent this product’s potential. Since I always have sex on the mind and am an incessant flirt, what better way to amuse myself (and possibly meet someone) than using this in a traffic jam.

[Images and products via TechEBlog]

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