With all their levels of vibration, rotation and escalation, not to mention more buttons than your boyfriend’s Xbox controller, many rabbit vibrators look intimidating to beginning toy users. The Decadent Indulgence 3, for instance, looks like something we use to control our home entertainment system!

Add to the control panel a thick shaft and…just what are those little tentacles sticking out, anyway? Those, my dear, are the key to the rabbit’s outstanding orgasm-inducing capabilities. (Well, those and the rotating pearls, but we’ll get to that later.)

The original rabbit vibe, the Vibratex Rabbit Pearl, was designed in Japan less than two decades ago, and popularized on HBO’s Sex and the City. The clitoral stimulator is actually in the shape of a rabbit with slim ears that vibrate to tickle the clit in pleasing ways.

Rabbit vibes are designed for dual stimulation—triple if you count the beads that, along with the realistic-shaped staff, stimulate the vagina.

Insert the shaft with the rabbit ears positioned on your clit, turn it on, and you’re ready to go! If your lover has ever rubbed your clit during penetration, then you have an idea what to expect from a rabbit vibe. (See? Not scary at all!)

If you flip the rabbit vibe around, the clit stimulators can provide intense anal pleasure, instead. (Remember to clean the vibrator well before switching from anal to vaginal stimulation, or before sharing your vibe with a friend!)

Many rabbits, such as the Pearl Lotus, feature independent controls for the shaft and rabbit ears. It can be fun to bring yourself to the brink of orgasm and then quickly switch stimulation. By timing this right, you can have a simultaneous vaginal (or g-spot) and clitoral orgasm, sending waves of pleasure coursing through your body for minutes at a time.

Like many styles of sex toy, rabbit vibes have evolved over the years and now come with remote control operation, in waterproof models, and with multiple speeds of vibration. Some, like the Doc Johnson’s colorful iVibe rabbit, even feature a shaft that rotates for unique sensations. While this is not exactly a “natural” motion, you’ll enjoy the feel of the soft, smooth material on all walls of your vagina.
Some feature simple twist-cap controls, while others, like the Decadent Indulgence series, offer push-button operation with independent controls for multiple levels of vibration, and even reversible rotation. You’re sure to have hours of fun experimenting until you find your favorite settings and combinations. Or you can stick to the basics with a vibrating shaft and bunny ears.

Like most vibrators, rabbits come in a variety of lengths and girths–some have curved shafts for better g-spot pleasure, while many are designed with realistic-looking heads. Whatever your choice, expect to achieve a more intense orgasm faster than you ever dreamed possible with the dual stimulation action of a rabbit.

It seems that many of my friends these days are single females that play the dating game.

Let me rephrase that, I mean get played by the dating game.

This girl was confiding in me that she really likes this guy and was thinking about maybe going to another base with him. I felt like that base, just put me into a time warp. I had thoughts of my younger years going to Rocky Horror at The Mini Cinema.

WOW!!

I hadn’t heard the expression of getting to second base since I was in High School. See back then I was getting high and listening to Meatloaf. Paradise by the Dashboard Light a baseball sexclassic! I really thought that the expression of getting to first or second base started then. I also thought that’s when it became popular

I thought it became unpopular then too.

So I did a little bit of research on this matter. As it turns out Baseball and Sex really do have common synergies. As far as I can tell this metaphor goes back to the 50’s. Now that’s a few years before my high school days. It seems that even in the Woody Allen movie “Play It Again Sam” Diane Keaton asks Woody Allen what he was thinking when made love to her… His response “Willie Mays” .

Baseball!!!

Well looks like Baseball and Sex will always go together as proven again by one of the most classic scenes in movie that I can ever remember. It was described in American Pie in that getting to 3rd base felt like the center of a Hot Apple Pie. If you haven’t seen American Pie run, don’t walk and go rent it! That scene is hilarious and should not be missed by anybody walking this planet.

All told sex and baseball will be together forever.

So you see guys, baseball isn’t just a sport but it is a stepping stone to matters that we care about as much as the game itself. You see if we play this game right we’ll find ourselves making a grand slam play with an encore sexabition.

I so desperately want to go on an overly opinionated rant here…but I’m gonna keep it to the facts today! According to an AP report yesterday, a Florida man is challenging his ex wife and his court ordered alimony payments. It seems that the little Mrs.; after 18 years of marriage, decided to call it quits. Who knows why? Perhaps the fact that today she goes by the name: MR. JULIO ROBERTO SILVERWOLF might indicate where the trouble lay in that marriage! So it seems that Mr./Mrs. Silverwolf feels that he/she is entitled to the $1,250 a month awarded to her/him upon divorcing his/her ex husband. (This is getting confusing!!!) The ex husband, Lawrence Roach, is claiming that he need not pay the alimony anymore. His reason: She is not the woman he married!! Well…I can’t argue with that one…

I have been a sucker for playing video games, hell, since the beginning of time when the most popular games that were played were the likes of Asteroids, Space Invaders, Ms. Packman, Defender and the list goes on. The internet has brought about new types of entertainment from the social networks to shopping sites and everything between.

Recently I took a stop by this new world on the internet called Second Life. It is a kind of cool website that you can pick out your own avatar and make up your whole identity. So of course I picked the likes of a twenty-something with a good tan and a rock hard body to set off on my journey of my virtual second life.

You see I grew up in NYC. So when I used to go into midtown I used to go to a place that now seems like Disneyland, 42nd and 8th Ave in Times Square. You may or may not know it but that area was once considered the central zeg of sleaze of New York.

So back to Second Life, seems like someone has stolen my heart.

It seems that someone has bought an Amsterdam Sex Business in Second Life for $50,000 and I think or I wish to think that this Second Life sex business will become one of my regular stops in my escapades in my Second Life and I will fulfill my virtual dreams and bring back distant memories of a New York that barely exists anymore.

Ever wonder what it’s like to be a sex toy? Me too, so I thought of a few benefits of being a…DICK!

1.) I would never get a headache.

2.) Never worry about getting her pregnant.

3.) I would never have to shave.

4.) Viagra wouldn’t even phase me.

5.) I would clean up nice.

6.) Your Mother would absolutely LOVE me!

7.) Even if I get “used” it wouldn’t effect my emotions.

8.) I SEE things ONLY Doctors see.

9.) I can still be fun even if my batteries stop working.

10.) I can breathe under water.

11.) I am a dick, ALWAYS, no matter what she says.

12.) I am small enough to fit under anyones bed or favorite hiding spot.

13.) You can take me on your business trips, lunch meetings, or even shopping sprees.

14.) I am multi-colored, sized and textured.

15.) I have the word SEX and TOY in my category. SEX TOY = FUN

I’m a huge fan of porn. I love the classics like Behind the Green Door or Deep Throat, simply timeless.

I realize most people think it’s not common for a woman to be so enthusiastic about porn. But, I truly believe the number of women who enjoy porn is much higher than actually reported. Porn is not just for boys and pervs, people!

Aside from my DVD collection I also appreciate the plethora of amateur porn available on the internet. I used to be a big fan of pornotube but it just loads too slowly and when you’re horny that’s like a guy going soft on you right before penetration. So the other day I found Porncasting. I clicked on a video, it loaded quickly and playback was smooth, as smooth as the rhythmic vibes of my LayaSpot. Of course working at a sex toy company has it’s advantages in this arena. This morning I came into the office and announced to my coworkers that I had found an awesome porn site that they needed to look at. It was at that point that one of my coworkers told me his unfortunately break-up due to Midget Porn. As the story goes, he was given a tape as a joke (at least that’s what he says) and passed it around to some friends. Years later he was at a party with a girl he was dating at the time and one of the friends whom he had passed the tape on to brought up the story. They all had a good laugh and later that evening the girl he was dating brought it up. It turned into a full-blown argument. Apparently she was deeply offended that he would firstly own porn and secondly pass it around. So they broke up. They broke up because of Midget Porn. That’s gotta be the best break story, sure beats my “we broke up cause I like to cuss, a lot” story. Fucking hell.

Anyway back to my porn watching. So I was on Porncasting last night searching around. Whenever you have a site that relies heavily on user-generated content you inevitably get a widely varied mix of stuff. I’m not one to judge (at least when it comes to other people’s fetishes) but I was really kinda freaked out by this one…

Which of course led to a lively discussion among us about other crazy ‘porn’ video we have come across. Like “vomit” porn or the use of objects (I strongly encourage you NOT to click on those links, only there for proof that these things exist…and really if someone has thought about it there is about a 99.9% chance you can find it on the internet). It all make midget porn seems pretty run-of-the-mill.

Alright folks…I just read something that makes me have something to say! This is hilarious, apparently the dissapearing pubes on women’s nether regions has become a hot topic. Now, I am certain that if you are a woman…and you have a pulse…then you may have noticed that slowly, over the past 5 years or so, a trend has invaded this country. A team of malicious Brazilians armed with buckets of hot wax are stripping our pubes away…one vagina at a time. Not just the little stripe or V-shape that we have grown accustomed to, but ALL of it! OUCH!

*_{Image via Esquire.com}

Now here’s the funny part: according to a recent observation by Esquire.com’s sexpert, this whole hairless thing actually carries psychological implications. OK…this might be where I would normally draw the line. I mean, is this an indication of an upcoming TV commercial prompting me to “ask my doctor about….” I feel a remedy being concocted by a large pharma company at any moment! But seriously, I got to thinking about the source of it all…it seems that the porn industry compounded with media hype is being blamed for this need in women to strip away their hair down there. And then I understood about the psychological aspect. It is hard enough to have to compete with the unrealistic images of femininity that are shoved in our face from the world of fashion and beauty. We cannot all aspire to be supermodels. But our sexuality is being challenged as well. We have to keep up with the unrealistic images of “sexy” that are fed to us from the porn industry. The worst part is that the media loves it…so therefore we get a spoonful and then some.

OK so what’s the remedy? Do we all grow dreadlocks in rebellion?! I think NOT!! Personally, I am not Jenna Jameson, and never will be. Perhaps the closest I can get to emulating her is to use the Jenna Hot Trimmer!! Another hot tip for those not interested in pain…try the Coochy Shave Cream…it’s super packed with moisturizers so you get that “just waxed” feeling without the screaming…and maintaining good relations with the country of Brazil!

Hugs and Kisses…

Call me naive…but somehow I never understood how much sex sells! Last week, Vibrator.com was a very proud participant in the NYC shopping event: Shecky’s Girls Night Out. All I can say is WOW!!! We had a blast in our very first retail event that brought us face to face with our customers. We were by far the smash hit of last week; attracting women of all ages, races and sexual orientations. Looking out at a sea of smiling women, all sporting a Vibrator.com sticker on their sleeve, I felt a sense of camaraderie amongst our species. It was clear to me that women today are all about empowering their sexuality and taking control over their own orgasms. Of all the many vendors participating in selling their wares at this event; we were the booth that drew the largest crowd, the most smiles and made the biggest buzz (pun completely intended!). This brought me to my realization about how deep people’s pockets run when it cums to cumming…Women are ready, willing and able to invest in their orgasm! It makes me feel so proud to be a part of Vibrator.com.

Why are we so afraid of female sexuality?

It seems every few years someone writes a book exposing the (supposed) dark side of women’s decent into sexual gratification. First of all let’s tackle some stereotypes. I’ll just throw some of the more egregious ones out there for you. Women should be virgins when they get married. A woman who has had multiple partners is a whore. Men don’t marry women that have slept around. Etc., etc. etc.

Barf.

Let’s take a trip in Meme’s sweet little pocket rocket shaped time machine.

Our first stop: 1919, Frederick Killian created a condom that didn’t age as fast as previous kinds by hand-dipping them from natural rubber latex. These new type of condoms enjoyed a great expansion of sales. By the mid-1930s, the fifteen largest makers in the U.S. were producing 1.5 million condoms a day.

Hop back in, here we go: 1963, 2.3 million American women are using the Pill.

Now let’s get back to present time. There are a plethora of birth control choices.

Bear with me, I’m getting to my point.

In 1919, when the first reliable condoms were mass produced they were immediately popular. Why is that? Because now women could have sex for the pleasure of it, no longer burdened by the fear that they may get pregnant. Epiphany!

By the time the Pill was introduced in the ’60s it extended an extra freedom to women. They no longer had to rely on the man to wear the condom and could decide their own reproductive fate. Once again women could now have sex for the pure pleasure of it.

So, the other day I was reading a review for a book called ‘Unhooked’ by Laura Sessions Stepp, subtitled, ‘How Young Women Pursue Sex, Delay Love and Lose at Both’. In describing how she came to venture into the topic of young women and sex she recalls a story,

“In the spring of 1998, the principal of a suburban Washington, D.C., middle school called about twenty-five parents to a special night meeting. There, over the annoying hum of the fluorescent bulbs found in eighth-grade classrooms around the country, she announced that as many as a dozen girls had been performing oral sex on two or three boys for most of the school year. The thirteen- and fourteen-year-old students were getting it on at parties, in parks and even in a couple of neighborhood parking lots.“

I’m sure I’m treading on thin ice when I say that I do NOT find this the least bit upsetting. My sexual growth and development, from masturbation to heavy petting to girl-on-girl, have played a large part in my adult sexual health. I am able to enjoy myself, feel comfortable with my body, and give pleasure all in equal measure.

What struck me about this topic is two-fold. First, these girls are experimenting sexually with alternatives to vaginal penetration. These are some smart cookies, much like their fore-mothers, they are taking control of their own sexual economics. (If you haven’t figured it out by now, non-vaginal sex=no pregnancy). And the fact that the onus is entirely on the girl, as usual, just makes the argument moot. Consensual sex people!

Let’s stop this swarm of fear based propaganda being heaped on women’s bodies and bring pleasure back into the bedroom.

So here I am again….surfing for PORN…I mean sex toys and what do I come across? Fuzzy, cute, little stuffed animals with GIANT dildos protruding out from them. As I stare at the animals I cannot help but think to myself…”are there really people out there who use these as actual sex toys?” I think I am safe to say the answer is YES.

The animals apparently can replace your animal you have now…you know.. or not so animal known as your Boy Friend. HA! Just picture these cute little guys going down on you, never saying a word and just always doing what you say. I know what you are thinking…”it’s not anything like my boyfriend, it’s BETTER!” Well, for the price, you might be right.

Here are a couple of my favorites:

Now, I think you should visit the site and find one that fits you best. Enjoy!

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