It has now become common knowledge that the very seductive and sexy Ralph Fiennes has been inducted into the Mile High Club earlier this month with one very lucky flight attendant. The Qantas employee has fully admitted to her mid flight tryst; and it’s Part Duex continued in a Mumbai hotel room. “One steamy night of passion” is how she phrased it! WOW! Damn do I wish I was on that flight!

I have some thoughts on this…and I’d like to share. I would like to begin with the wealth of feelings this event stirs up inside of me…curiosity, jealousy, pride and a minor hint of rage!

Curiosity: I wonder what it takes to shag a movie star 30,000 miles above my bed. Was it the extra bag of peanuts that won his heart? Will I receive the same treatment if I cough up the dough for a First Class ticket? Is this like the airline’s equivalent to a guaranteed “happy ending”? (Talk about a safe landing!) Does he get bonus frequent flyer miles if he does it again on the return flight? Inquiring minds wanna know…

Jealousy: I have not been gettin’ any lately…so I guess I am a little envious of exciting sex tales in general. But first and foremost, I have been waiting for my turn to be inducted into this exclusive club. Maybe I should have been a flight attendant…maybe I am misdirected spending all my time on the internet writing about sex instead of on Trans-Atlantic flights screwing sexy movie stars in between beverage service and the distribution of headphones. I hope it’s not too late for a career change…

Pride: Way to go! Yeah! After all, I am in the business of promoting hot and steamy sex lives. Now this is what we mean when we say “empower your sexuality”. I can’t help but feel like in some small way, all of us who promote a sex-positive attitude that includes living out your fantasies, played a part in this…and the millions of other Mile High Club stories that unfold day after day, year after year, flight after flight.

Rage: Here’s where it gets sticky…(no pun intended)…Mr. Fiennes was on his way to India to preach about safe sex and protecting yourself from HIV. Now here’s the conundrum folks….this little quickie in the bathroom was admittedly unprotected. SHAME ON YOU RALPH!!!!! If you’re gonna do it…do it right. This pisses me off! Next time you’re going to give banging in the bathroom a good name…don’t ruin it by being a hypocrite.

Damn do I wish I was on that flight!

Hugs and Kisses,

Sally

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