Why is it that we always seem to prefer the guys that we really shouldn’t?? I’m not just talking about the whole bad boy thing or someone who is forbidden cuz’ he’s already involved, but rather the guys that pay no attention to us and don’t deserve us??

In case you haven’t figured it out yet; I’m talking about ‘The Dick’. I recently began to feel bad for opting for this less than kind pseudonym that I use for him in this blog, but his behavior really seems to deserve it! Without getting too specific; ‘The Dick’ had decided to disregard my existence for no apparent reason. He just stopped talking to me one day without an explanation. I have heard several rumors as to what got his briefs in a twist and none of them valid enough to justify being such a jerk. I’ve heard it all, but one of his best friends put it the best when he said: “He has NO reason for the way he’s being. He’s just immature and he can’t handle the whole you and him thing. He’s a pussy!”

It’s funny as there was never really a “me and him” at all—just my silly crush and his starving ego! Anyhow, I—like an idiot—have tried to reach out to him and make peace but to no avail. You’d think I would have stopped after the tenth time or so, but instead, I continued to try. What makes a perfectly adorable girl who has plenty of suitors behave in this pathetic manner?? Seriously! I have people coming to me for advice all the time! I am the strong one who gets her friends to see the light and stop wasting time on the dicks, yet here I am allowing myself to be treated like shit by the Grand Puba of all Dicks! To avoid being sued I have to be vague with the deets, but lets just say that his latest lack of appreciation or consideration has lifted him to the highest possible level of ‘Dickdom’!

What astounds me more than my desperate behavior when it comes to him is his coldness. Who I thought was one of the smartest and most decent men on Earth just threw away a genuine friend for no good reason—one who was willing to put aside all of the bad treatment of late to be there for him in his time of need. Really wish I could give you the specifics here, but all I will say is that his recent lack of respect really takes the cake!

So here, in front of all you ladies—especially the ones who are being a silly as I have been (you know who you are)—I am taking a stand! If he acts like a dick then he is a dick!! I’m through with dicks once and for all! Wait! Need to clarify! When I say “dick”, I certainly don’t mean penis, cock, male appendage… could never give that up! *wink* I just mean; unkind men with no soul who are too stupid to spot a true friend and too spineless to know how to deal with a real woman! From this moment on, no matter how much I care for him, I will resist all temptation to speak to him or rush to his side in a time of need. It’s truly the end of an era and like all other hard things that didn’t kill me; it will make me stronger.

Thanks again for reading through my rant. I really hope that my humiliation and slap in the face are just what you need to exorcise the dicks in your life!!

-Adrie

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