Does the sound of George Bush speaking drive you so insane that you wish you could just shut him up…perhaps drown out the very thought of him by…I don’t know….sticking him up your ass?! Maybe you feel that Mel Gibson’s anti-semitic tirades deserve to be shit all over? Or perhaps…if you even hear the name Paris Hilton just one more time you might concoct dreams of sitting on her pretty little head? Oh my! Have I got a little treasure for you my pretties! Check this out: the world of sex toys and celebrity have finally devised a marriage made in heaven…or your butt! I have stumbled across Celebrity Butt Plugs, a product sure to put a smile on your face.

Someone who had way too much time on their hands…and it seems a celebrity vendetta, actually came up with butt plugs bearing incredible resemblance to some of your favorite celebrities. These disturbingly large ass invaders come in a variety of personalities; with the ASSQUAKE option. I guess the ASSQUAKE is guaranteed to make your colon shake…but personally…I cannot imagine sticking one of these oversized rubber figurines up my tush! I do like to look at ‘em though…and have a good giggle or two! Hey…you can even make your very own customer celebrity butt plug. This comes with a heftier price tag…but could be worth its weight in gold in laughs.

All of these buttplugs have wonderfully creative and catchy names like the Parass Hilton or the Dingleberry Bonds…which by the way is guaranteed to rip you a new asshole it’s so large. My personal favorite: the Smell Gibson…which is SOLD OUT…go figure!!!

What will those crazy kids think of next?!

Hugs and Kisses…