Did you ever want to know exactly what turns your lover on—based on their sun sign? Let the first-ever Vibrator.com Erotic Astrology Guide help you.

Aries (March 21 – April 19): Fiery Aries, the Ram, takes charge in the bedroom. Let him have his way with you and you’ll win his heart. Be prepared for anything at all if you hook up with this impulsive lover. Wildly flirtatious, your Aries partner may start a fight simply for the sake of hot make-up sex.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Turn the sweet and seductive Taurus partner on with sexy photos of yourself. Hide them in their briefcase so they can anticipate the romantic tryst. Once you turn on your “bullish” lover, be prepared for an all-night love affair.

Gemini (May 21 – June 21): Satisfy the “Twins” with a little role-playing. Changeable Geminis are never quite themselves; take that to the extreme by dressing up and acting out a character skit to appeal to their darker side.

Cancer (June 22 – July 22): Soft and romantic, the Cancerian lover is a homebody at heart. Enjoy the dance of seduction, luxurious foreplay, and a main attraction that will be lengthy and full of love. If you’re lucky enough to catch “a Crab” (the sign, silly!) count your blessings and stock up on lube.

Leo (July 23 – August 22): The Lion wants his ego, as well as his luscious mane (and other body parts) stroked gently. Pure exhibitionist, open window blinds will make the Leo lover puff out his chest with pride and make love to you with even more slow, sensual intensity.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22): The reserved, uber-organized Virgo is used to going “by the book.” But why shouldn’t that book be the Kama Sutra? A change in position, location, or your usual repertoire is sure to rock your Virgo lover’s socks.

Libra (September 23 – October 22): Charm your Libra lady with lusty tales or share your innermost fantasies. Lavish her with attention and you will have a lover for life. Libras, too, have an intense desire to please, and want to make sure they are giving their lover the best of the best.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): Give these sexy signs what they want, when they want it, and they’ll do the same for you. Passionate, self-confident and vivacious, Scorpios love to deliver pleasure to their partners, and are skilled lovers with all the tricks to do so. But only if you “do them” first.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): Looking for adventure? The Sagittarius is ready. Dig out that 12-inch dildo, the handcuffs and the oil – Sagittarians are always seeking something different to quench their lusty libidos. They’ll respect straight talk in bed, and when it comes time for action, be ready to anything!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): The earthy Capricorn seeks love as much as white-hot sex. You’re best foregoing the toys and flashy lingerie; impress your Capricorn lover with tenderness and passion. That’s doesn’t mean they’re boring! On the contrary, the frisky Sea Goat, inspired by the right partner, can carry you to new heights of ecstasy.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Fun-loving yet passionate Aquarius is the sign most likely to engage in a threesome—with her best friend or yours! While Aquarians can easily separate sex from love, they also believe in love-making as a natural expression of friendship. Besides, Aquarians have so much passion to share, there’s more than enough to go around.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Ironically, the “Fish” has quite a foot fetish. Make him wiggle by sucking his toes—or let him suck yours. Not surprisingly, the Pisces also loves water play. Why not try a tryst in the hot tub and introduce some toys? After all, Pisceans want nothing more than to please their lovers, fulfilling their every fantasy.

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   The bit about Cancer is dead-on!

   Comment by Rick — June 16, 2008 @ 1:32 pm

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