I guess you could call this one of the job hazards related to being a sex writer, but, I am here to share with you one of the only woes of doing what I do: disturbing fan mail.

I wish I knew why it was that my male fans are incapable of writing me a fan letter without an ulterior motive. I am aware that my stories are all about sex. I understand that the people who read my work will often opt to go have sex after one of my stories as opposed to email me to sing my praises. Don’t get me wrong—I am very grateful to those who do take time out of their day to write to me—especially kind words about my work. It can just be… well, a little creepy sometimes!

When women write to me, it really is all about compliments, admiration and even thanks for what I do. When the men write though, it’s never that simple. They do all start off being that way, but usually by the second paragraph I have something much more impure on my hands! For instance, I had one man who sent me an email telling me how much he enjoyed my erotic fiction and my style of writing. So, after gushing over his compliments, I emailed him back telling him how much I appreciated what he wrote and, being the business woman that I need to be as a freelancer, I mentioned where he could find some of my upcoming work. Nice right? Wrong! This proved to be the fuel he needed to make his already burning fire into a raging inferno! He went on to email me daily for over a month with more praise, but mostly just a series of recounts of the many disgusting things he has dreamed of doing to me, with me and apparently for me! One thing I will say in his honor though is that while it freaked me out; it was all very eloquently written in spite of the stalker-like undertone.

I received another one yesterday which was once again very beautifully written and full of flattery, but alas, this one too ended in a manner so icky that I had no choice but to avoid responding and then pass it along to all of my friends for a chuckle! I wish I could post it for you so that you to can share in the sheer sickness of it all, but I am not quite that coldhearted. I think I may even feel a bit sorry for the man. You see, he went on to explain to me that he is still a virgin at almost thirty in spite of being certain that he would make an excellent and incredibly sensual lover. He also stated that he would like to have a relationship with me via the internet, if I would be so kind (he clearly has no clue!) He then went on to say that he “pities the women who have refused to be adored by him and to share his bed”. Is it just me, or does this sound to you like a man who may be a tad off his rocker?? I have to agree with him though; I also pity these women as it seems that they have ticked off a total nut. Caution ladies.

Cheers,

Adrie

PS- Please do not be put off by emailing me! I really do enjoy and appreciate sincere fan mail!� Please write to me at AdrieSantos@rogers.com

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