Hot, Muggy and Thunderstorms = Horny

It’s been hot hot hot in NYC for a couple of weeks now. Already feels like summer on June 1st, before the official start of the season. I mean, wasn’t it just about 6 weeks ago we were getting our last snowstorm? Seems like nowadays Spring and Autumn have shrunk down to mere weeks in length. Obviously this is the drawback of Global Warming and someone out there is going to jump down my throat when I proclaim this: It’s the sexiest weather. Let me preface that by saying I grew up in California, land of NO seasons and dry heat. So this humidity is positively tropical. On any given night I can be found sitting on my balcony, glass of chilled white wine in hand, and my laptop.

Here’s the problem, I don’t have a boyfriend at the moment. So when I’m sitting out there on the balcony and I feel a bead of salty sweat drip from the back of my neck, I slowly scoop it up wishing that I had someone there to perhaps lick it up. Hot and horny. What’s a girl to do?

Well, when you work for Vibrator.com this is an opportune time to pull out the box labeled, “Toys for Testing”. One of my very first toys was the Hitachi Magic Mand. It served me like a trooper for years, till I broke it (don’t ask). So when we got the Natural Contours Ideal in the store I was excited to take it for a test run. It’s just like the Wand but with a bent handle for better positioning.

And unlike the product description I didn’t massage my shoulders or neck (hehe). And just like the Wand this is destined to to be my new B.O.B (battery operated boyfriend). Until I find the real thing, and even then I don’t give up BOB’s too easily. I recommends this to anyone who wants the security of knowing where your next orgasm is coming from!

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