Ever wonder what it’s like to be a sex toy? Me too, so I thought of a few benefits of being a…DICK!

1.) I would never get a headache.

2.) Never worry about getting her pregnant.

3.) I would never have to shave.

4.) Viagra wouldn’t even phase me.

5.) I would clean up nice.

6.) Your Mother would absolutely LOVE me!

7.) Even if I get “used” it wouldn’t effect my emotions.

8.) I SEE things ONLY Doctors see.

9.) I can still be fun even if my batteries stop working.

10.) I can breathe under water.

11.) I am a dick, ALWAYS, no matter what she says.

12.) I am small enough to fit under anyones bed or favorite hiding spot.

13.) You can take me on your business trips, lunch meetings, or even shopping sprees.

14.) I am multi-colored, sized and textured.

15.) I have the word SEX and TOY in my category. SEX TOY = FUN