Inflatable Boobs and More

The economy’s in a shambles, people are getting laid off, everyone is rushing around to finish their holiday shopping with too few dollars… and it’s raining. Or possibly snowing, depending on your location. Either way, things are bleak.

But you’ll be happy to know that 130,000 missing inflatable boobs have been found, a mere 900 kilometers from their intended location.

This, and several other odd news bits, turned up on the Web this week. And because we all need a laugh (probably even more than we need a little Christmas right now), your resident blogger decided she’d share the best, most silly sex-related stories on the Web right now. (In no one’s opinion but Ms. Sweet’s, of course).

1.    The now-famous shipment of inflatable plastic breasts from China, part of a promotional giveaway for Ralph, an Australian men’s magazine, was found sitting in a port in Melbourne. The novelty items were expected to arrive in Sydney last week, but a paperwork error resulted in a Snafu. Ralph workers are now rushing to stuff the boobs in bags to go out with the December 15 issue of the magazine. The shipping error cost the magazine $30,000 but, according to an article on WAToday.com, the publication will still have the world’s record for the most boobs given away at one time, so all is not lost.

2.    Obviously, we are all for masturbation here at Vibrator.com, but there are just some things you can’t really give yourself in a relationship (or so we thought). This oddly seductive viral implores you: “’Til Death Do You Part – Marry Yourself.” You can’t make this up, and nothing I say could make this any stranger, so click here and see for yourself.

3.    My fellow Vibrator.com blogger Rick sent me a link to Natural Harvest – A Collection of Semen-Based  Recipes. And here I settled for an egg white omelette for breakfast.

I confess: I’m not sure if the book, and the ensuing comments, are a joke or not, but Lulu is a vanity press so anything is possible.  If you’ve been following this blog for a while, you know Desiree Sweet is the biggest fan of oral sex you can find, but I think I’ll continue to get my daily allowance of protein from a nice, big, juicy… steak, thank you very much.

How about you? Seen anything new and newsworthy that left you scratching your head lately?

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