It’s Dictionary Dong Day – AKA: Dongtionary
Catchy title eh? In case you didn’t know, I am a bit crazy, no really, it’s true…but what strikes me as even MORE crazy is the English DICKtionary. For example, I went dictionary diving today to define what the difference is between a DILDO and a DONG. You would think they are the same, however according to my extensive dildo & dong research conducted today I discovered the complicating truth about these sex toys.
Let’s get started shall we? A Dong has several meanings from several origins, let’s first state the obvious.
A Dong is a sex toy, that does not carry the “BALLS”, Testicals, Gonads… you get the picture.
A Dong is the basic monetary unit of Vietnam, equal to 100 hao: replaced the southern piaster and the northern dong in 1978. It’s they’re money…
A Dong is a deep sound like that of a large bell.
A Dildo does carry the BALLS…but doesn’t always… (i know a bit contradicting and confusing)
A Dildo is an artificial erect penis, used as a sexual aid.
A Dildo Is a Boyfriend Replacer…sad but true…
A Dildo Is ME….The Dildo Dude.ha.
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