So it’s holiday season, and every girl is hoping for a full stocking. This year though, rather than bath salts, I’m anticipating something with a little more buzz. Having dropped many heavy hints to the man in my life, I think something finally clicked when I mentioned how cool it would be to have a threesome.
‘I thought you’d be too jealous?’
‘Not if the third party has batteries,’ was my reply.

So he’s been a good boy and checked out the websites and found a lovely little vibe to put under the tree. Not that I’ve opened the present, mind you. Just sneakily checked his internet history to make sure he’d fully understood and not bought me a hand-held kitchen blender.
Like last year.
So the sex-toy elves have been busy and we’re looking forward to unwrapping the latest addition to our bedroom repertoire – Mr Rollo the Rabbit. Yes, I’ve named him already.
And during the obligatory family get together, if the mother-in-law asks again about the patter of tiny feet, I’ll suggest it’s more of a little hopping noise coming from under the bed. The sound of a rabbit on its way to give us all the best New Year yet…

Nikki Magennis

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