There is one thing you can say for sure about women…we like to know what we’re in for. So when dating a new man, there isn’t a single girl out there who doesn’t at least wonder about the size and shape of her boy toy’s penis. We casually check out their shoe size, trying to figure out the correlation. We pray that – if only this time – we’ll actually be satisfied. Well girls, I came across an article that debunks a lot of the myths. This should help you prepare for what’s actually out there. You might be surprised – it throws a lot of the stereotypes right out the window.

1. Ever heard a man say that they need the “extra-large” or “magnum” condoms. Well he is probably lying because only 6% of the male population needs extra large condoms according to condom manufactures. So yeah - you heard right … 94% of men could be lying right now! Not only that, but a full 2% of men suffer from a syndrome called “micropenis”, which is where the penis only reaches 1-2 inches long when fully erect. Two percent may not seem like a lot, but in a country with almost 290 million people, that’s almost 3 million guys. Yikes!
2. The study most trusted by urologist’s state that the average erect penis size is 5.1 inches long and 4.8 inches in girth. Let’s not even get into what they say in chat rooms! =)
3. Almost 80% of American men are circumcised even though the American Academy of Pediatrics states it is not necessary. So more often than not, you’re not going to have to figure out what in God’s name you are supposed to do with that extra skin.
4. Penises are generally darker in color than the bodies they hang from. Why? Its part of the sexual maturation process, but it is also because during puberty nature introduces men to a special friend: their hand.
5. There is no correlation between penis size and shoes size, nose size or hand size. Hmmmm…how about SUV size?
6. Masturbation is completely natural and good for you! Logically speaking, the more men clean out their plumbing the fewer problems they will have pumping the well later on. (Don’t lie – you love the not-so-subtle double entendre.)
7. Men will go limp if they drink too much. How much is too much? Well about 3 ½ drinks for a 150 pound man. So when your guy starts shouting, “WOOHOO! Keg Stand!”, lean over and whisper into his ear, “if you drink that much, this is the last time any part of your body will be standing.” Then wink & jiggle the car keys. They will be in the car before you can spell H-A-R-D / O-N.
8. Lastly - no matter how hard they try (and guys, seriously, please just don’t) there is NOTHING out there that will really enlarge their penis! So don’t believe the hype. Their penis stops growing by the time they hit their 20’s.

Hope this helps ladies! Feel free to comment on all this. I expect to hear some backlash from you guys and I will be waiting! =)

4 Comments »

1. 

   Wow women are pigs, or at least this author is. You what they say about women who love huge penises? They are one of 2 things:

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   I am positive you are one of these 2 things as most women who obsess over a man’s penis size often are. If you weren’t such a dirty whore in the first place, an average penis would satisfy you. Some vaginas are much tighter and better looking than others, it’s not rocket science as to why this is so.

   Funny how you don’t mention any statistics about women. What about all the women with small or ugly shaped tits, with cup cake looking nipples? Or potruding stretch marked stomachs? Celulite ridden thighs and ass? How about all the gross clits out there that either smell, are loose, HANG out like a tongue or look DEFORMED.

   There’s absolutely nothing a man can do surgically about thier penis shape or size but the sad part for women is that most of the things mentioned can be fixed through surgery but there’s still a majority of you out there with these repulsing features thinking you are cute and that your shyt doesn’t stink, but it really does, literally.

   Comment by Noyabiz — September 12, 2007 @ 1:05 am

2. 

   Well thanks for your stereotypical male comment there big GUY!

   The blog was made off a TV show that was aired in England, if you have such a problem with it, then contact the BBC.

   For your information, I am a lesbian(I blogged about it, next time do your research buddy). I could care less about the sizes of remedial, pig headed males such as yourself.

   Pity too, this is the reason why most women usually go lesbian anyway. So keep at it guys, before you know it you will have to seduce each other.

   How fun would that be!!!?

   Anywho, thanks for the comment anyway as that was the intent ……to get a conversation going. A DIPLOMATIC one … not just some sort of lewd crass message.
   Do you talk to your mother with that same mouth ?

   Anywho, until the next rant!

   Clitalicious

   Comment by Clitalicious — September 12, 2007 @ 8:59 am

3. 

   Why did you delete my comment about being FAT… did that ring too true to your ears?

   I am not contacting the BBC, I am contacting YOU and your ignorant and demeaning way you presented this article. By the way you should be posting references too that’s a no-brainer.

   Also why in the world is a lesbian posting an article about penis size?? Why do you have such interest in that if you don’t like men? What in the world do you know about dating a man? You talk like you have dated so many. Not to mention you title your blog “men are pigs” .. how would you know this if you don’t even like them?? What if I made a blog titled “women are pigs”?

   Don’t give me that crap about “women turning lesbian”. People ALWAYS know what they are deep down since they are young, no one “turns you gay”. If you suppressed it your whole life that is no ones fault but YOUR OWN. Don’t start blaming other people for the poor choices you made in your life, that’s so pathetic.

   How would I know this? Because YES I am a gay male. I have however had sex with females in the past and I do have straight male friends and I hear the sometimes nasty stories with deformed/smelly/loose clits. I have a MUCH more unique perspective here than you do since I actually do LIKE MEN and I ALSO AM ONE!! And NO I do not check their feet size or wonder about their shape and size of their member. However, it doesn’t matter what orientation I am because the way you present this article is flat out offensive to me as a man.

   You’ve had your chance to list your so-called “statistics” about men, why not post the statistics about women now UNCENSORED.

   YES guys it’s true! It doesn’t matter if you are into men or women, if the other person obsesses about a big penis they are either:

   1) Sexually promiscuous and have a loose, saggy vagina (or anal cavity).

   2) Very fat/chunky because a big fat butt needs a big fat penis to go with it.

   3) Apparently they might also be a cranky lesbian who uses penis size as a means to demean the majority of men in order to justify their own sexual orientation.

   There is no reason a woman (or man) can’t be satisfied with an average sized penis unless one of the above things rings true.

   You have some nerve talking about “talking to your mother with that mouth” after you write an article that makes you sound like an experienced prositute who’s been around the block one too many times. This article is about a month and a half old and it still hasn’t received any comments besides mine, no one seems to be interested in your garbage.

   Nonyabiz

   Comment by Nonyabiz — September 13, 2007 @ 1:16 am

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   I will say this one last time.
   This is a blog for our online store, I can post whatever I wish to. It’s not posted as if I am the word on the matter, just a method of getting a social community on here.
   I don’t appreciate your candor, that is already what is wrong with this world. There is TOO much hate.

   I would appreciate if you stop using such profane language as it is not needed.
   Who cares if I am a lesbian commenting on the size of a penis ? Are you so unsure of yourself that you have berate people over a blog post ?

   Come on sweetie, I know you are better than that.

   Anywho, back to work now!

   Take Care

   Comment by Clitalicious — September 13, 2007 @ 10:41 am

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