Never Mess With a Sex Therapist…

So, here it is day one of my Sex Therapy Session. I was told by the therapists secretary to have a seat and “Dr. Feel-Good” (as we will call her in the situation) will be with me in the next few minutes. As I waited patiently in the office, I couldn’t help but to notice a sweet smell, a smell of an angel, a smell that made me extremely aroused. I was restless from the smell; I needed to find the source. I made many assumptions to the smell like could it be the flowers on the table next to me, or was the office freshly cleaned over the weekend? So Strange…cleaning products have never made me feel this way before…why now? Just then Dr. Feel-Good called out my name, in a sweet, uplifting voice. I looked up and nearly saluted her with my rock-hard erection. Overcome with embarrassment, I said with a slight fear in my voice…”how do you do? Where is the restroom?” She pointed me in the right direction, I quickly rushed into the men’s room and splashed cold water on my face. I thought to myself…was I dreaming? She was the one wearing this unbelievable scent. This is my therapist? She’s totally hot and she loves sex!!

After the cold water treatment in the bathroom, I felt cooled off enough to begin my therapy session. As I entered the room, Dr. Feel-Good’s first words were “Take of your clothes and have a seat on the leather sofa.” I swallowed in shock, excitement and pure WOW!! Am I in heaven? I thought to myself.

Dr. Feel-Good mentioned that being comfortable in my skin will help make me a better lover, so exposing myself naked to a complete stranger will help break this discomfort problem. Was she right? Well by this point, I didn’t care if she said jump off a building, she was making my sexual fantasies come true and breaking my naked discomfort problems.

The next step that we are going to take today is oral sex. “I am going to tease your penis with my tongue, licking it up and down, but not actually placing my mouth around it” she said, “will this be ok with you?” I wasn’t about to say no…I mean, my GOD my Totally HOT therapist is going to give me a blow job?!?!

The Doctor made herself comfortable by undressing herself, then she started to begin the session with her tongue. She didn’t say much after this exercise… she just kept on licking and I was ready to BURST! My mind was completely on her, I wasn’t thinking about my sexual problems, I do believe she cured me at this point. We continued the session with pure intensity as if we were sexual lovers for decades, completely knowing the ins and outs of every erotic area on each others flesh. It was pure sex, no unwanted attachments or worries….hmmm…or was it?

As things started to heat up, the licking turned into sucking, the sucking turned into fucking and the fucking turned into me getting a bill for $15,000 for the treatment a few weeks later. Yup, that’s right…Dr. Feel-Good even signed it, “Never Mess With a Sex Therapist You Sick Pervert.”

I dropped my jaw, I couldn’t believe that my therapist just literally screwed me over like this. She was the one who came on to me, she was the one who told me to take off my clothes. She, SHE, SHEEE was one who is crazy! After a few months passed I decided to go to her office to confront her of her strange and twisted behavior. As I was walking up the stairs to the Dr’s Office, I noticed many of the offices in the building were Sex Therapists Offices too. I quickly thought to myself…”Is this building full of sexual scams?” “Is everyone a crook? a cheat? a liar?”

Well, in any case, I was never able to confront Dr. Feel-Good face to face, apparently she is now living in London with her Husband of 12 Years…has anyone noticed… it’s a strange fucking world out there these days…

Word To The Wise: DO Your Homework When Choosing A Sex Therapist.

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