Online Dating: Unmatched.com?

My foray into online dating was an experience I’d rather forget. There was Naked Lawyer Guy, Bad Teeth Guy, and how could I forget Psycho Secret Agent Guy. Not fond memories. I have since sworn off internet dating. It always seemed like such a scam. Whether it was the online dating service milking you or the type of guys that used the service, either way count me out.

The other day I was surfing around the innernets and I came across a perfect example of an online dating service messing with its subscribers. According the Kyle, he was about to take down his profile when he received an email from a popular dating site…

The email is oddly void of any detail. Hum. Anyone else smell a rat?

I suspect it is because the woman who was supposedly looking at his profile looked something like… (more after the jump)

Kyle, delete your profile ASAP and try chatting up women at the supermarket or laundromat. Or you could try a variation of my trick for meeting men: Spill coffee on their lap in the subway and offer to clean it off. Works every time.

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