We’ve all played this silly game and it always seemed to end up more embarrassing than entertaining, well at least in my experiences anyway. Today while surfing through the web looking for a taste of humor to spice up my dull day, I came across something that not only struck me as odd, it made me nearly pee my pants in laughter.

A 41 year old janitor in Guangzhou, China, was rushed to the hospital due to complaints of abdominal pain. Apparently the mans friends played a big practical joke on him while he was sleeping and stuffed a soy sauce bottle up his butt. That night, he slept as usual, but woke up in the morning with a sharp pain from his butt. He found a note on his pillow that said, “there is a bottle in your butt”.

The man was furious, holding the pain, he tried to use a metal hook to retrieve the bottle but failed. So he went to a near by hospital, the doctor spent 40 minutes working on the man and finally “saved his ass!” (no pun intended)

The weird thing is how can this man not feel anything when the practical joke was happening? His guess was he might have been drinking or sedated before his “prankster” friends played this dirty joke on him.

In any case, here is a good tip for all of you anal pranksters…next time use LUBE!

My advice is to use one of our fine anal lubricants from Vibrator.com, we have a wide selection of anal lubricants that will surely keep you pain free while taking the “bottle up your butt.”

That’s all from me, until next time…remember keep it safe!

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