Resident Vibrator.com blogger Desiree Sweet just returned from an enchanting, 18-hour road trip to Florida. How did hubby and I amuse ourselves down that nearly endless stretch of I-95? (Hint: it wasn’t by reading “Pedro’s South of the Border” billboards aloud.)

Ms. Sweet has a knack for giving road head. I sucked my first dick in a car on the side of the New Jersey Turnpike (or was it Pennsylvania?) Now, we don’t bother pulling over. Our personal record is a blow job that lasted the entire length of Connecticut.

Road head can be dangerous, but it can also be lots of fun. Follow these pointers to stay as safe as possible. Then buckle up, sit back, and enjoy the ride.

Keep your seatbelt on. This is a tricky maneuver for the giver, as she leans over her seat to reach the prize. But do the best you can. In a vehicle with a bench seat (no center shifter) it should be easy enough to move over and use the middle seatbelt. Under all circumstances, the driver should leave his seatbelt securely fastened.

No teeth! Of course, this is the rule for any good blow job, but it’s particularly important to be mindful of your molars on a bumpy road. Whenever possible, stick to smooth highways rather than stop-and-go traffic.

For safety’s sake, it’s best to give a blow job on an empty road, where the driver can set the cruise control and recline his seat just a bit; not enough to impair his vision. This gives his partner plenty of head room, so to speak.

If the car has a center console, be especially careful not to knock it into neutral. And if you have a stick shift instead of an automatic, keep the blow jobs to the parking lot—it’s just too much for the driver to think about at one time.

To keep the car’s interior clean, you’ll probably want to swallow and be done with it. But it’s nice to have some tissues or baby wipes on hand to wipe up afterward, anyway. Some water comes in handy, too. (I know I’m always parched after a good oral sex session).

While it’s uncertain if there are explicit laws against road head, a jealous cop can nail you for indecent exposure, reckless driving, or any number of other offenses. To reduce your risk of getting caught, stick to less populated areas, at night.

Make sure the driver can concentrate on the road during his BJ, without any suspicious (and dangerous) swerving. Test his concentration abilities with some dirty talk, then a hand job before moving on to the main (street) attraction. Remember, safety always comes first!

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