There is Nothing about this post that is safe for work (at least not for your work)


I’m a huge fan of porn. I love the classics like Behind the Green Door or Deep Throat, simply timeless.

wpamilk.jpgI realize most people think it’s not common for a woman to be so enthusiastic about porn. But, I truly believe the number of women who enjoy porn is much higher than actually reported. Porn is not just for boys and pervs, people!

Aside from my DVD collection I also appreciate the plethora of amateur porn available on the internet. I used to be a big fan of pornotube but it just loads too slowly and when you’re horny that’s like a guy going soft on you right before penetration. So the other day I found Porncasting. I clicked on a video, it loaded quickly and playback was smooth, as smooth as the rhythmic vibes of my LayaSpot. Of course working at a sex toy company has it’s advantages in this arena. This morning I came into the office and announced to my coworkers that I had found an awesome porn site that they needed to look at. It was at that point that one of my coworkers told me his unfortunately break-up due to Midget Porn. As the story goes, he was given a tape as a joke (at least that’s what he says) and passed it around to some friends. Years later he was at a party with a girl he was dating at the time and one of the friends whom he had passed the tape on to brought up the story. They all had a good laugh and later that evening the girl he was dating brought it up. It turned into a full-blown argument. Apparently she was deeply offended that he would firstly own porn and secondly pass it around. So they broke up. They broke up because of Midget Porn. That’s gotta be the best break story, sure beats my “we broke up cause I like to cuss, a lot” story. Fucking hell.

Anyway back to my porn watching. So I was on Porncasting last night searching around. Whenever you have a site that relies heavily on user-generated content you inevitably get a widely varied mix of stuff. I’m not one to judge (at least when it comes to other people’s fetishes) but I was really kinda freaked out by this one…

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Which of course led to a lively discussion among us about other crazy ‘porn’ video we have come across. Like “vomit” porn or the use of objects (I strongly encourage you NOT to click on those links, only there for proof that these things exist…and really if someone has thought about it there is about a 99.9% chance you can find it on the internet). It all make midget porn seems pretty run-of-the-mill.

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Playing with the Blue Dolphin


Yesterday I finally got a chance to use my Blue Dolphin. S bought it for me a while back, but so far, I had only had the pleasure of him using it on me, which is a blog entry in itself.

If you don’t know the Blue Dolphin, it’s similar to the Rabbit. There is a shaft that goes into the pussy and a dolphin on the top that stimulates the clit. There are separate controls for each of these functions.

The shaft is the best G-spot toy I’ve ever own. It’s just the right length and it rotates at two speeds. The dolphin head has four speeds and a fifth setting that pulses.

Yesterday I decided I wanted to experiment, so I locked the front door, turned off the ring on the phone, and put the cats out of my bedroom. As I always do in my special private time, I took off all of my clothes and ran my hands over my body a few minutes, caressing my breasts and nipples to help get myself into the mood.

Then I lay back with my Blue Dolphin in hand, spread my legs, and slowly inserted the shaft. Hmm. Just the shaft alone felt really good. It’s nice and thick, covered with a soft blue plastic with a very pleasant texture. I slid it in and out a few minutes, just enjoying it as it was. I wanted to take my time with this toy, so I didn’t want to do too much too soon.

After a while, though, I was too horny not to turn it on. I switched the shaft to the lowest setting. The shaft rotated inside me, pressing against my G-spot with a regular rhythm. The pleasure was so intense that I couldn’t resist turning it up to the second level. I felt my hips start to rock with the beat of the shaft.

With all that going on, of course, my clit began to demand attention. Since I didn’t want to orgasm too soon, I put the dolphin portion on the lowest setting. Wow. No searching for the right spot. It was right there. I let myself get to the verge of orgasm repeatedly before pulling the dolphin back a little and slowing down. In my case, the longer an orgasm is delayed, the more intense it is. I’ve learned to have enough self-discipline to take my time. But not for too long.

At last I couldn’t resist any longer. I turned the dolphin up two speeds. Within seconds I had my first orgasm, followed by a second and a third, all three of them so nerve shattering that after the third I was too tired to continue.

I cleaned my lovely toy and put it away. Next time I will explore the pulse function. Soon.

Katharine Tyler Brooks.

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The Silver Bullet


My Silver Bullet is by far my favorite sex toy. It’s the only sex toy I know of that can be used to virtually make love to yourself, foreplay and all.

First, I turn the setting on low and begin to run the bullet over my body, paying attention to erogenous zones such as the inside of my wrists, the back of my neck, creating the same arousing tingle as having been kissed with gentle butterfly kisses.

The bullet is excellent for nipple play. Once my nipples are completely rigid in anticipation, I brush my nipples with the bullet, letting it send little waves washing through my body.

Even though the Silver Bullet is meant to be used inside, I find it the best clitoral toy I own. At its most rapid speed, it is impossible to resist, yet even at that speed, it’s more gentle than my long vibrators so I can use it to make myself orgasm again and again and again with out becoming sore in that area.

It’s wonderful inside, too, making the walls of my vagina shiver. I place the cord that runs to the controls over my clit. It pulsates along with the bullet. Pressed against the G-spot with fingertips, this toy is an ecstasy not to be missed

The Silver Bullet can be even more exciting when shared with a partner. My partner uses mine to stimulate both my nipples and my clitoris. He thrusts it in and out, pressing it briefly against my G-spot until I writhe and moan. He has given me an erotic spanking with the bullet inside and turned on, stopping just short of allowing me to climax in his lap. Darn it.

Best of all, the bullet can be used for discreet but thrilling public play. I wear it under a full skirt with the control taped just above the knee when my partner and I meet in the coffee bar. While he plays at the controls, I play at hiding what is going on. This adds an edge to my arousal that has sometimes made it difficult for me to walk to the car when he and I decide to leave and take our pleasures to a not-so-public place.

If you haven’t tried the Silver Bullet, I urge you to. It’s the most versatile sex toy I own. If I could keep only one toy for the rest of my life, my Silver Bullet would be it.

Katharine Tyler Brooks

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