Everyday Turn-ons


Porn for Women

There’s a cartoon with the caption “Porn for Women.” The picture shows a sexy man, shirtless—vacuuming!

Sure, clean dishes sparkling in the dish rack next to a shiny stainless steel sink get me a little hot and heavy, but there are many everyday situations where both men and women find themselves incredibly attracted to their mates. Not all have to do with household chores, either.

In my other life, where I don’t blog about sex toys, I play paintball. It’s amazing how many men think this is sexy (and they think it about many other female players too.) Sure. We’re running around, our faces entirely covered by our safety masks, oversized jerseys protecting us from the pain of paintball hits. We traipse around the woods lugging big military-looking paintball markers—and guys think this is the biggest turn-on in the world. It’s gotta be a power thing. Or maybe it’s the “guns.”

I guess female athletes, in general, are sexy. Look at the Beijing Olympics: Ana Ivanovic (Serbia, Tennis) Logan Tom (United States, Volleyball) and Sue Bird (U.S., Basketball), just to name a few.

Of course, what’s not to love about the entire women’s volleyball competition, or tennis players with the short little skirts and scores like 30-Love? (And Ashley Harkleroad with her Playboy spread). But hotties like Britta Heidemann (Germany, Fencing) and Victoria Pendleton (Britain, Cycling) also made Maxim’s list of the World’s Hottest Olympians.

For other men, it’s not the process of getting down and dirty on the playing field that turns them on, but watching their dolls get all dolled up. Rod Rampage says his biggest turn-on is “watching you guys pretty yourselves up to go out.” He adds that he could watch a woman play with her hair for hours.

For some women, the sound of a man’s voice, especially when he’s singing, turns them on. Deep baritones and strong voices with resonance, not surprisingly, are preferred, but for many women, it’s just a personal thing. If they like the voice, the guy can turn them on with a mere word.

Stage presence is also a big thing when you’re talking about musicians and performers. And guys (and girls) with guitars? Totally hot.

College student Vikki Bethel names “cooking” and “deep thoughts” as two of her biggest turn-ons, but says, “A guy taking off at like 3 am to go on a hike around campus and leaving the path and blazing around and being very passionate and excited can be hot. Guys are hot.”

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Exhibitionists on Xtube


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Have you ever wasted hours of your life on Myspace or Facebook and wanted those hours back? Well then I might recommend NOT visiting web 2.0 sex networking sites like Xtube.com or Pornotube.com (see a previous blog post for the full list). Sites like these have the propensity to suck away thousands of minutes of the lives of young voyeurs like myself. The sheer selection of what one can search for and successfully find is astounding and almost a hindrance at an otherwise productive evening. The work of a voyeur is never done when sitting at the virtual telescope into countless bedroom windows.

Xtube has taught me some new sexual terms and interests that I was unaware of previously. “Whipped cream pie” is one of them. (I am actually still not sure what it means.) My conversational Spanish and French has greatly improved, as well. Still, I am not convinced that, as a voyeur, I’m making good use of my time on Xtube. Exhibitionists have a better deal.

You like it gay or straight? Sure, whatever. Interested in seeing a girl who has tattoos that encircle both of her breasts suck off two guys at once? Yeah, I’m into that, I guess. Have you seen “lingerieboy’s” most recent jerk off video? Like, who hasn’t?! Only a small percentage of videos on Xtube are of commercial porn, leaving the rest to be produced by horny guys and girls on private cams. This is the obvious choice for the countless exhibitionists of the world, but how can a voyeur like me find the time to spy in on everyone?! It’s just not possible.

So where does this leave me? Searching for keywords (like “whipped cream pie”, of course) and quietly subscribing my photo-less profile to receive notifications when my favorite “stars” update their arsenal of homemade treats for my viewing pleasure. Would it be easier and less time-consuming to buy a cam and become an exhibitionist myself? Maybe. But where’s the fun in that?

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For this Woman, Shopping *IS* Foreplay


Shopping One of my favorite forms of foreplay doesn’t involve candlelight dinners, roses, or even porn DVDs. My husband and I like browsing through adult stores. We rarely buy anything in brick-and-mortar stores; we save our shopping for online. But we love pointing out our favorite DVDs, looking at the lingerie, and giggling at some of the sillier sex toys. It helps that we’re both people-watchers, and you certainly encounter characters at the adult store. After a few rounds through the rows of vibrators, though, we’re focused only on each other, thinking of the toys we’ll pull out of our own collection that night. By the time we get in the car, we can barely make it home before ripping off each other’s clothes.

Sometimes we pick out some lingerie, maybe a sexy little teddy or a pretty bra and g-string set. In my opinion (and hubby’s!) there’s nothing hotter than a lady in lingerie. Think you can’t wear something black and slinky? Nonsense! It’s all about the attitude. A confident woman will look great in anything. If you’re feeling self-conscious, soft lights in the bedroom don’t hurt.

For years, I had a hang-up about wearing white lingerie. You know, that old myth about black being slimming and white, well, showing flaws? But every time we picked out a new outfit, hubby preferred white. I started to like it simply because he liked it so much. And I started to feel good in it. On our honeymoon, I packed five different white outfits and wore a new one each night.

It’s been a while since we’ve toured the adult shops in our area. I wonder if there’s anything new. It doesn’t matter what merchandise we spot—the most important thing we’ll find on the excursion is our sense of playfulness and revved up imaginations!

Then again, we can do the same thing from home, browsing Vibrator.com, and I won’t have to worry about the legal ramifications if we get pulled over while I’m giving him a blow job in the car.

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iphone for uporn?


Hi All,

No one will deny that the iPhone is definitely a sexy phone. Reports from the AVN’s in Las Vegas say it’s the perfect vehicle for bringing mobile
porn to Americans….

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It looks like 2008 is going to be the year that pornography breaks through to the mobile user, thanks to new deals and advanced devices like the iPhone, said from a director of adult content firm Digital Playground.

Digital Playground said “Yes, it’s happening,” and they are already delivering its porn in customized form to the iPhone; their site even auto-detects whether iPhone users are on Wi-Fi or EDGE.

“Phones are changing,” with real Web browsers, streaming video and high-quality graphics. Today’s phones are ready for porn and the iPhone is the best platform out there so far.

Online video isn’t the only way the iPhone is getting sexy. At the AVN show, OhMiBod announced a new version of their iPod-connected vibrator – this one specifically for the iPhone. The new OhMiBod “NaughtiNano” line connects to iPhones to vibrate not only to the rhythms of music playing, but to the cadences of speech on the other end of a phone call.
Apple has made the iPhone so beautifully simple, that if the adult video world can harness that simplicity they too will prosper

Apple had no comment on the iPhone’s erotic allure.

I don’t have an iphone yet but if reports like this keep surfacing I may make a run forest run dash to pick one up.

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Top Ten FREE Porn 2.0 NSFW Sites


I spend an inordinate amount of time surfing sites most would deem NSFW…while at work. Well that’s the luxury of working at Vibrator.com, all for the sake of research. So I thought I’d share with you some of the best places on the internet to check hot sexy stuff.

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  1. PornoTube: This was the first “YouTube” of porn sites I came across. It was refreshing to find a ‘web 2.0′ porn site after having been turned off for years with the sad state of porn thumbnail galleries. Sadly though as it became more popular the playback on the videos slowed down in fact the entire site became increasingly difficult to load. And my biggest complaint: they do not show the length of the video so you can’t weed out the crappy 20 second ‘teaser’ type of videos.
  2. YouPorn: Before I found YouPorn I found Porncasting.tv. Porncasting was so freaking awesome, videos took little or no time to load, they showed the video length before you click on it so you don’t waste your time on the :20 teaser videos. But that bliss only lasted about 3 weeks when YouPorn bought them out and just redirected the URL to their site. Despite the fact that the playback is slow and choppy they have a great selection of free porn and a very simple to use interface.
  3. X-Tube: Their tagline is Log on and Get off. And you do have log on, that is you have to create a free account which is relatively painless. Once you log on you can watch short videos and you have the option to buy (fairly cheap prices) the full length version. It’s fine because the teaser videos are a decent length. The nice thing about this site is that it very well categorized and doesn’t entirely depend on people tagging their submission, which has a larger a margin of error in properly categorizing a video for good search results.
  4. BoysFood: The nice thing about Boys Food is that they label every one of their videos so you know whether it’s a video that has been uploaded and is watchable, if it’s just a clip or full length or if it is a link to another site. They also allow people to comment on videos (you have to register and be logged in to do that.) And you can also add videos you like to your favorites folder or easily download to you computer. A really well organized site.
  5. SocialPorn: Dubbed as the “Digg” of Porn, it’s a great place to discover new stuff or tell people about some good sites you have found. The nice thing is that when someone finds a hot video or a great thumbnail gallery they post a link it to and others vote so you have it on pretty good authority that the good stuff rises to the top.
  6. SnizzShare: Has mostly shortened versions of longer professional videos to entice you to click through to their site and pay for the full version.
  7. The Uncensored: This site is a sort of “hot or not” for amateur pics. Personally I think amateur pics are way hotter than studio shots of ragged porn stars.
  8. Juxel: A lot like SocialPorn this site is a user submitted porn link aggregator. Their tagline is “no popups, no fake links, no bullshit. the world’s first web 2.0 porn site”, and as far as I can tell it lives up to the claim.
  9. EonSex: This is a porn search engine. You type in what your looking for and it searches 1,725,238 free galleries from 36,706 sources, for anything you could possible want. It’s images only but I’m sure some smart guy out there will develop a free video search engine soon (please!)
  10. SexByRSS: For the more tech savvy porn surfer this site lets you pick your favorite porn categories and create an RSS feed that you can read in your feedreader. The advantage to this is that you you don’t have to visit the sites directly (and therefore get in trouble at work) but you can still get your daily dose of hot stuff via RSS. Brilliant!

Well, there you have it. Now you know exactly how I spend my days. But please heed my warning, don’t surf these sites at work unless you’re lucky enough to have a job like mine.

Up and coming sites:
SlutLoad
EveKnows

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There is Nothing about this post that is safe for work (at least not for your work)


I’m a huge fan of porn. I love the classics like Behind the Green Door or Deep Throat, simply timeless.

wpamilk.jpgI realize most people think it’s not common for a woman to be so enthusiastic about porn. But, I truly believe the number of women who enjoy porn is much higher than actually reported. Porn is not just for boys and pervs, people!

Aside from my DVD collection I also appreciate the plethora of amateur porn available on the internet. I used to be a big fan of pornotube but it just loads too slowly and when you’re horny that’s like a guy going soft on you right before penetration. So the other day I found Porncasting. I clicked on a video, it loaded quickly and playback was smooth, as smooth as the rhythmic vibes of my LayaSpot. Of course working at a sex toy company has it’s advantages in this arena. This morning I came into the office and announced to my coworkers that I had found an awesome porn site that they needed to look at. It was at that point that one of my coworkers told me his unfortunately break-up due to Midget Porn. As the story goes, he was given a tape as a joke (at least that’s what he says) and passed it around to some friends. Years later he was at a party with a girl he was dating at the time and one of the friends whom he had passed the tape on to brought up the story. They all had a good laugh and later that evening the girl he was dating brought it up. It turned into a full-blown argument. Apparently she was deeply offended that he would firstly own porn and secondly pass it around. So they broke up. They broke up because of Midget Porn. That’s gotta be the best break story, sure beats my “we broke up cause I like to cuss, a lot” story. Fucking hell.

Anyway back to my porn watching. So I was on Porncasting last night searching around. Whenever you have a site that relies heavily on user-generated content you inevitably get a widely varied mix of stuff. I’m not one to judge (at least when it comes to other people’s fetishes) but I was really kinda freaked out by this one…

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Which of course led to a lively discussion among us about other crazy ‘porn’ video we have come across. Like “vomit” porn or the use of objects (I strongly encourage you NOT to click on those links, only there for proof that these things exist…and really if someone has thought about it there is about a 99.9% chance you can find it on the internet). It all make midget porn seems pretty run-of-the-mill.

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Social Networking for Big Kids


smutvibepic1.jpgI don’t know about you but I feel ancient anytime I go on MySpace. I never expect to meet people there and I especially don’t expect to find like-minded people. I’m betting that I’m not the target demographic for MySpace and that’s fine cause there are places for people like me.

The other day I came across a relatively new (well, new enough to snatch up a desirable username) site, called SmutVibes. SmutVibes is kinda like MySpace but for adults only. People post up their profiles and their naughty pics, it’s awesome.

I think we can all agree that the success of the internet is due in part to porn, in great part. I mean, sure there’s other valuable information on the ‘net but I’m willing to bet my favorite vibrator that everyone who has ever been online has at least once looked at porn.

Don’t worry I won’t tell.

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I love sexy pictures. But more than that I love sexy amateur pictures. I strongly recommend you check them out…and while you’re at it set up a profile and add me as a buddy.

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The Amazing Pocket Rocket Does It Again!


I took advantage of having the house to myself all afternoon to catch up on some work; porn site reviews mostly. It’s one of those things that I prefer to not do when someone else is home only cuz’ I would really hate to have my 90 year old grandmother walk in (without knocking of course!) and find me all flush faced in front of a pussy or cock or both spread across my monitor.

Being a mere human myself; I find it impossible to spend the day looking at porn and not get at least a little excited, so I did what any healthy gal with no worthy cock in sight would do and reached for my trusty Pocket Rocket. Thanks to my dirty little career choice I have quite a few vibes to choose from, but with limited time I thought it best to opt for the one that packs the most punch and is compact enough to hide away on a moments notice if need be. I had almost forgotten how fucking amazing this little vibe is!! Straight to the point with no fuss or muss (but a lot of mess!!!), this toy rocked my world in a matter of minutes! With all of my other ‘fancier toys’, I had taken for granted how powerful this simple and tiny vibe was. Today’s multiple orgasms helped me to rediscover a tried and true tool to get me off as efficiently and quickly as possible.

Bravo Pocket Rocket!!

-Adrie

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