iphone for uporn?


Hi All,

No one will deny that the iPhone is definitely a sexy phone. Reports from the AVN’s in Las Vegas say it’s the perfect vehicle for bringing mobile
porn to Americans….

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It looks like 2008 is going to be the year that pornography breaks through to the mobile user, thanks to new deals and advanced devices like the iPhone, said from a director of adult content firm Digital Playground.

Digital Playground said “Yes, it’s happening,” and they are already delivering its porn in customized form to the iPhone; their site even auto-detects whether iPhone users are on Wi-Fi or EDGE.

“Phones are changing,” with real Web browsers, streaming video and high-quality graphics. Today’s phones are ready for porn and the iPhone is the best platform out there so far.

Online video isn’t the only way the iPhone is getting sexy. At the AVN show, OhMiBod announced a new version of their iPod-connected vibrator – this one specifically for the iPhone. The new OhMiBod “NaughtiNano” line connects to iPhones to vibrate not only to the rhythms of music playing, but to the cadences of speech on the other end of a phone call.
Apple has made the iPhone so beautifully simple, that if the adult video world can harness that simplicity they too will prosper

Apple had no comment on the iPhone’s erotic allure.

I don’t have an iphone yet but if reports like this keep surfacing I may make a run forest run dash to pick one up.

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There is Nothing about this post that is safe for work (at least not for your work)


I’m a huge fan of porn. I love the classics like Behind the Green Door or Deep Throat, simply timeless.

wpamilk.jpgI realize most people think it’s not common for a woman to be so enthusiastic about porn. But, I truly believe the number of women who enjoy porn is much higher than actually reported. Porn is not just for boys and pervs, people!

Aside from my DVD collection I also appreciate the plethora of amateur porn available on the internet. I used to be a big fan of pornotube but it just loads too slowly and when you’re horny that’s like a guy going soft on you right before penetration. So the other day I found Porncasting. I clicked on a video, it loaded quickly and playback was smooth, as smooth as the rhythmic vibes of my LayaSpot. Of course working at a sex toy company has it’s advantages in this arena. This morning I came into the office and announced to my coworkers that I had found an awesome porn site that they needed to look at. It was at that point that one of my coworkers told me his unfortunately break-up due to Midget Porn. As the story goes, he was given a tape as a joke (at least that’s what he says) and passed it around to some friends. Years later he was at a party with a girl he was dating at the time and one of the friends whom he had passed the tape on to brought up the story. They all had a good laugh and later that evening the girl he was dating brought it up. It turned into a full-blown argument. Apparently she was deeply offended that he would firstly own porn and secondly pass it around. So they broke up. They broke up because of Midget Porn. That’s gotta be the best break story, sure beats my “we broke up cause I like to cuss, a lot” story. Fucking hell.

Anyway back to my porn watching. So I was on Porncasting last night searching around. Whenever you have a site that relies heavily on user-generated content you inevitably get a widely varied mix of stuff. I’m not one to judge (at least when it comes to other people’s fetishes) but I was really kinda freaked out by this one…

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Which of course led to a lively discussion among us about other crazy ‘porn’ video we have come across. Like “vomit” porn or the use of objects (I strongly encourage you NOT to click on those links, only there for proof that these things exist…and really if someone has thought about it there is about a 99.9% chance you can find it on the internet). It all make midget porn seems pretty run-of-the-mill.

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Baby you can drive my car. Yes, I’m gonna be a star


You know, every once in while you come across a new fetish that totally takes you by surprise, “They get turned on by that??” So just today I was perusing the sex news from around the world and came across an article about a guy who likes to have sex with his car, not IN his car but WITH his car.carsex1.jpg

Um, yeah. And how exactly does that work logistically?

I did some investigating and according to one site there are a variety of methods.

“The tailpipe of the car is, of course, where the exhaust comes out. So in this sense, the tailpipe is an anus.”

Fucking brilliant! But isn’t there a potential slice/burn risk?

He goes on the say,

“The best way to have sex with a car, however, is not raw. You need the following equipment:

  • 1 Dekhyr Dragon Industries (Teledildonics Division) Sexual Interface Unit.

[…]

The SIU is essentially a tube made of foam rubber, rolled such that the inner diameter is slightly smaller than the diameter of your erect penis. When lubricated, it acts as a sexual interface to whatever you attach it to. In this case, it is inserted into the tailpipe of the car you want to have sex with.”

And just to state the obvious…

“NEVER fuck a car with the engine on. Firstly, you will be breathing hard, and that means you can poison yourself faster. Secondly, the car will either stall (because there’s something blocking the tailpipe, heh) — causing damage to the engine — or will force the exhaust out. And you have an idea where the exhaust will go, I trust. Ouch! Fatality City!

If you do not use a condom and you come inside the car, ten or fifteen minutes of driving will kill off anything inside. So you do not have to worry about STDs from that.”

And maybe there are some ladies out there a similar passion???


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The Real Deal?


girldoll.jpgSo I have seen everything…and it’s actually kinda scary! Of course only men would think of this but I’m sure it’s been around for years. Have you heard of the Real Doll? No more blow up dolls or cardboard box made up dolls. Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen it’s the real deal…well close enough. Does the film “Weird Science”, where two teenage boys with bras on their heads creating the most perfect women sound familiar to you?

The Real Doll is, first of all, very fucking expensive. You can customize, create everything from sex, hair color, skin tone, makeup, pubic hair color to eye color. These dolls are molded to your liking. It’s so freaky you should check out the comments these people leave some say they are a work of “Art”!! ummm give me a break…I guess dates are hard to come by for these people who are willing to pay at a starting price of $7,000 and a $500.00 shipping fee.Why not just get an escort service or better yet open up your own escort service? At least you would profit from it. But I guess if you date for a year $7,000 is not bad it’s great investment. You don’t have to take her out and pamper her with gifts. Real Doll’s fabrication is labor-intensive and the material cost is high.

guydoll.jpgThey have male dolls too but I find it hard to believe that any women would pay this much money for a stiff man…or would she? Good men are hard to find these days. Real Doll consumers are anywhere from futurists, artists, art collectors, film-makers, scientists, health professionals, housewives UM HOUSEWIVES just grab the cabana boy. Real Dolls are provided to single men (NO REALLY YOU COULD HAVE FOOLED ME), couples seeking to enhance their sex lives, people looking for exotic decorative art, adult retailers who want the ultimate display mannequin, or anyone who desires to possess the world’s most realistic love doll. To each their own I guess..


Take a peek

Here is a Real Doll making her debut in a Music Video Ouch!!

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