I was recently reading and article about the OhMiBod vibrator. Basically it’s a vibrator that you hook up to your iPod and it vibrates to the sounds of the music. It’s actually pretty cool (I have only felt it in my hand but I can only imagine.) The article went on to desribe a term I’d never heard before: Teledildonics. Any time you can incorporate dildo into word, you’ve got a winner. What is Teledildonics, you ask? Teledildonics is a term used to describe any physical sexual act that can be conducted at a distance, usually through some kind of intermediating technology, like sex toys that can be controlled by a computer/electronic device.

While I was googling the term I came across and interesting site, AltPenis. They discuss teledildonics and claim that Howard Stern in fact was the first to employ his own for of teledildonics, a sort of precursor to specially made sex toys:

In the movie Private Parts, a woman phones Howard Stern’s show, confessing to having carnal thoughts about him but not knowing what to do about it. Howard tells her not to worry. He’ll have sex with her on-air. While his co-host Robin Quivers looks on skeptically, Howard has the woman turn up the bass on her stereo and lay the speaker on the floor. He then tells her to strip down and squat over the bass woofer. When everything is in place Howard leans into the mike and proceeds make humming sounds. Howard’s deep voice causes the woman’s bass woofer to vibrate, stimulating the woman’s clitoris, and she eventually orgasms. It’s a very funny scene. And if it happened as depicted, Howard Stern may have been the first known practitioner of what is now referred to as Teledildonics.

I don’t know about you, but I think that’s pretty hot (minus that it’s Howard Stern - read=not sexy at all). It brings to mind the days of phone/IM sex when I was dating a guy who lived in Italy and I was in California. If we only had a device that he controlled which pleasured me, the relationship may have survived. Alright, I’m just kidding, that relationship was doomed anyway.

I think I have found my new side hobby. I need to do a ton more research but I promise to report back from the frontlines.

Have a great weekend boys and girls!

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   Interesting post; erotic music is a good resource for those acts achieved with toys or technology help, I think you would like to check out our website: http://www.sexualsong.com a site about sexual and erotic music.

   Comment by Jaime — May 27, 2007 @ 4:00 pm

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