Thanks and Giving

My sexy commrades,

Here we are, just two days away from the great American holiday of Thanksgiving. Aaaah, time to reflect. As we gather round the turkey table…let’s compile our list of thanks, both for what and for whom.

At the top of that list: thank yourself for a job well done! You are beautiful in every way…so go ahead and celebrate yourself…treat yourself to something your big heart has always desired. Go ahead and give yourself a great big Bear Hug…because you deserve one!

Next up, give some thanks for the ones you love to love. Wrap your arms around your lover…and give them a sensual massage. Welcome them into a Pleasure Garden they will never want to leave. (Just make sure the gesture is reciprocated!!)

Thanks to the family for just being there…and in an effort to keep it clean…give the family members the royal spa treatment they need to keep up with you.

True friends are hard to come by. (Talk about a sentence loaded with puns!) Are you lonesome tonight? Try hangin’ out with Big Joe tonight!! Looking for some non committed, no strings attached female companionship??? Felicia is your gal!

Most important, don’t forget to thank your ex…thanks for the lessons learned, the good times spent, the hot memories…but most of all… thanks for the STD…now go fuck a pig!

Gobble Gobble…

Sally

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