The Basics of Vibrator Storage

Where do you keep your vibrators and other sex toys? For a long time, I kept mine on the nightstand. But having a toddler in the house that is becoming increasingly aware of her surroundings has made me re-think this plan.

You can easily tuck vibrators away in dresser drawers, nestled beneath sweaters and underwear. In all likelihood, no one will find them. But lint from sweaters sticks to jelly vibes, meaning you have to clean them very well before use. (And cleaning lint from a jelly vibe that’s not waterproof can be quite a hassle!)

If you’re opting for a bedroom drawer, wrap any vibrator in a lint-free hanky or, better yet, keep it in a silk pouch designed for toy storage.

Here are some other “Dos” for vibrator storage:

• Store vibes in a dry, dark, cool place. Sunlight can fade or possibly even melt some vibes. Heat and humidity can damage the electronics and promote growth of bacteria.

• Remove batteries before storage.

• Clean vibrators after use to inhibit the growth of bacteria – and so they’re clean for next time!

Storage Boxes for your Vibrator
Vibrator.com sells storage cases for your sex toys, like this large lockable box with keyless entry from BMS Enterprises.  This case looks like a train case or storage chest, which means you can keep it on your dresser without incident, funny looks or questions from anyone who may see it. I’d still recommend storing it out of sight if you have children – unless you have an amazing but believable story prepared for the inevitable query: “What’s in that box, Mom?”

If you frequently travel with your vibes, you may opt for this faux-leather soft case from For Your Nymphomation. Measuring a foot long, it holds all but the biggest of dildos. (You won’t be able to cram Doc Johnson’s 16-inch giant cock with balls into this one easily.) This case stores unobtrusively in a closet or drawer, and has a lock with two keys.

Have a lot of large toys? The XL faux leather hard case from For Your Nymphomation measures 18 inches high and 12 inches across to hold your entire collection – even that giant cock.

The lockable case (with two keys) includes six clear pouches attached to a long Velcro strip so you can store toys separately, and six loops with Velcro to hang items (such as paddles or floggers). A lower pouch with elastic lets you stow condoms or less “personal” items.

The separate pouches for toys are great because storing toys together can damage them. For instance, metal or plastic toys can scratch if left to bang around together in a case, and jelly vibes can get stuck together. Mixing toys of different materials together can actually cause materials in some toys to break down or get stained and discolored. For best results, if you use a case without separate compartments, wrap each sex toy in a lint free cloth before placing it in your toy box.

Finally, I can’t resist sharing this all-purpose faux leather case, again from F.Y.N. It looks like a briefcase and holds up to eight DVDs in their cases, a two-inch stack of magazines, or enough sex toys for a weekend getaway. As long as you check your luggage when you fly, no one will be the wiser about what’s inside.

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