You Can’t Text Message Break Up…or Can You??!!
AAAAAAHHHHH the empowering feeling of being a woman! I woke up this morning with a big smile on my face. Somehow I knew I was not going to get past 10 AM without doing what needed to be done. I had tried to be mature about it. I had tried to tolerate the uncomfortable feelings from within. But no way I was going to let this snowball out of control. THE SEX WAS BAD!!!!! Ok…let’s be fair…it wasn’t BAD…but it was selfish on his part…and I had given it enough rounds to know that this was a pattern. I couldn’t see it going any further without a feeling of resentment building, so I knew last night that it had to end. I called. He didn’t respond. Motherfucker…ok buddy…you asked for it! So I sat down this morning and I did the unthinkable. I put myself, as a woman, in his position. Could I live with a text message break up? I mean…it’s not love we’re talking about here…but it’s rude. I thought and thought and thought about it….and I decided YES. I can live with a text message break up. I decided, I wasn’t that mature after all…and in an effort to win this race to the finish line, I was not going to endure the lack of phone calls, the runaround or the shady behaviour usually inflicted on the female race. In an effort to save face for my gender…I had to do what any man would do facing the same circumstances. Damn! That felt good!
Hugs and Kisses…
Sally
PS: check out this gem of a video…
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Posted in: Sex Toys Blog Comments 3
Rod on Wed, 13th Dec 2006 11:45 am
Sally, I think you should have talked about it with him a little bit more. I do however understand that you are a powerful woman in need of a powerful energetic rod ramming meat plant of a man, but sometimes the sex gets better with age…kind of like wine… wait… wine is MUCH better (at times.)
Do you think he will respond back to your message? I guess my only question is… how did you write the message? What I mean is, how did it fit in the 255 character limit on a cell phone. Let me guess… “Dude, your dick isn’t thick enough, try a penis pump from Vibrator.com…” or possibly, “It’s OVER! You Selfish Man BOY…”
Anyway, I especially found this posting to be extremely funny. I am happy you didn’t settle for anything LESS….
Take care,
love Rod
Darklady on Thu, 14th Dec 2006 12:02 am
I once broke up with a guy via email. He wrote back, insisting that I was “cruel” for having done so.
I’d have called, but he never answered his cell and I wasn’t allowed to call his home — cuz his live-in didn’t know we were more than out-of-state friends and fellow writers. Given that I was only in town for another day, it seemed like the only viable option. I thought it was funny that a guy who was banging someone behind his girlfriend’s back (this had come as news to me) could summon up so much moral outrage.
The sex was fine; he was the first guy to ever lick my ass, for instance, but the lying just wasn’t my style. No dick is worth lying about, IMO. I already have too many things to remember; why make things worse with lies?
Godess on Thu, 14th Dec 2006 10:12 am
Don’t stress sister! Immature and rude would be taking the man route and disappearing without a trace or explanation! You took the courteous route in my books- taking the time to text and all
Screw him! The sex won’t get better with time unless you’re willing to put forth the effort to TRY to teach him. Not sexy. Not worth it.
You deserve someone who will be sexually in sync with you from the get go.
Fuck on my friend!
xoxo